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Joined August 2023
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O conceito de sentir falta de uma amizade que você não quer de volta
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how it feels when someone you call a friend confirms that you’re their friend too
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como se siente estar triste y que tu amigo de internet venga a consolarte
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“do you want peace, or do you want reven–” “I WANT A NEW LANA DEL REY ALBUM!”
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i’m so hard rn and ao3 isn’t here to stroke my dick for me
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imma trip in his lap and start sucking his dick bro wallahi
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me liking my oomf's vent post to express support
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quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine
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mickey mouse qnd goza na buceta da minnie
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“Omg is that shirtless hairy pecs oiled up valeriy who just finished working out is in his boxers with his light brown tip out and leaking on that floor all musky and sweaty” ME ASFFFF :
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twitter was a cute name but X sounds like a porn site
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already started reading fics on tumblr
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austin abrams dancing to russian roulette by red velvet
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how I feel tweeting knowing damn well I have no followers
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i will never stop abusing the drooling emoji u can finger it out my fuckin ass
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rereading my own tweets bc i am my own target audience
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ladies chill I’m easy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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opened twitter while screen sharing to my whole class
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"mãe, eu não gosto de lana del rey"
“pai, eu não gosto de mitologia grega”
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