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Shannon Lin

@mrslin

I have an adjective, adjective noun that would verb your adjective noun so, so adverb. Was in @officialjimlin’s Top 8.

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Joined September 2009
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Wow, kids sure do get mad when you ask them to do what you asked them to do.
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You know who also didn't have children? Jesus.
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Everyone wants the “Duolingo social playbook” but no one is willing to threaten to kill their users
Duolingo (@duolingo) profile pictureDuolingo
@duolingo2 Jan 2024
ill give you a real reason to call 911
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Tweet of the year
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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk21 Apr 2023
Trolls: “Are you the real Tony Hawk?” me: yes, last I checked Twitter: check again
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For those of us beyond child-bearing years, COVID tests sure are a nice way to relive the nostalgia of pregnancy test panic.
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If they: - respect your roots - are a little square - keep you rational - are a problem solver They're not your Valentine, they're your TI-84 Plus CE calculator.
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R/GA
@RGA12 Feb 2023
Extremely curious to know what the KPIs are for the Jesus ads
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Facts 👇
Michael Goldstein (@MickeyG77) profile pictureMichael Goldstein@MickeyG779 Feb 2023
The absolute chokehold that Mommy Bloggers had on digital strategists in 2010-14 will never be topped
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I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
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DANG
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@waDNR11 Nov 2022
Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.
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Jim Lin@OfficialJimLin8 Nov 2022
Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family
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Th, as the kids like to say, is.
Jim Lin (@OfficialJimLin) profile pictureJim Lin@OfficialJimLin6 Nov 2022
Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.
IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

IT'S TIME!

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Cranberry juice have a baby with anybody.
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Why would I need a haunted house when I can just open the dishwasher and see how my husband arranged the dishes
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The BBC have declared war with Italy.
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