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people unpleaser 9 years of doing @douxcakesng and co things!

Joined June 2019
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
We need to stop acting like having a good partner isn't an achievement Do you know how hard it is to find a normal-behaving human in this generation??
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
I can’t have hoes, as soon as I get a favorite I stop texting back 😂😂
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
can we skip to the part where i live w the loml and everything is sunshine and rainbows
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
That’s why I sleep with who I want to sleep with, not who wants to sleep with me 🤝 If you like switch up after, I’ve gotten what I wanted.
But seriously why do men lovebomb to have s*x with you and then start ghosting afterwards?
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
my boobs are so big because that’s where i store my evil intentions
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
what's heavier? 1kg of steel or the fact that no amount of effort or reassurance can make u believe that someone actually wants u?
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song ‘take me home (4 christmas).’
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
i hate being mischaracterized by someone close to me 😭😭😭 like damn you really don’t know me at all
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
when our makeout gets too heated so we’re just desperately dry humping #need
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
I’m very pro abortion. There’s no argument on earth that will ever make me change my stance on this topic.
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
thinking u like a guy bc he’s fun to talk to but then u realize that u are literally the reason why the conversation is fun so u are basically in love with yourself (happened to me at least 7 times)
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
I never happy about anything wey relate to nysc before
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Lmao “squirt for me” Oga ma ya mi lobo 😂
n*ggas be fingering you aggressively tb some “cum for me” brother calm down, ts doesn’t even feel that good🫩🫩
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
one of my biggest fears is being befriended by someone who approached me first thinking I seem cool just for them to be disappointed by how much of an awkward socially inept loser I am. I'm an alien who doesnt know how to hold conversation Im sorryyyyy😭😭😭😭
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
I love to Google a word. I love information
sometimes you have to google a word and that’s totally ok
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
I think I'm generally a distant friend and my extreme isolation + introversion habits are partly to blame. We don't have to talk everyday but I'm on standby and I've got you always. My people have come to understand this.
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
lol. If I have only 10k left with me and I have to eat and transport myself from the 10k, I’ll rather enter bolt 8k and use 2k to buy Gala and bottle water, than to enter yellow bus.
I fit get 10m for account Make bolt be 7k, walahi i swear i go enter that along of 1k Walahi Bolt keh?
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Dede X⭐️ retweeted
there’s nothing you can do to me that can make me get into a physical fight with you 😭
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