🦄 Library Unicorn! They/them. Likes words, watery depths, and kid logic.
Neverland, NJ
Joined July 2014
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Heyyy that's me on @abc7ny doing my favorite thing in my favorite place with a few of my favorite people!!! 😻🌈📚🦄 @mayorbaraka's 10-pt literacy plan kicks ass, and I'd pick @newarklibrary over anywhere in the world to be doing this work. 💖
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You could take the Elephant Seal of Approval everywhere with you and any time someone tried to stop you from doing something, you could just be like "pardon me, but I have an Elephant Seal of Approval for this action"
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Screw mediocre white men, grant me the confidence of the library kiddos who greet me by rushing up for a hug and hollering, "I'M BACK!!!!"
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What you need to do and when you need to do it are not always the same thing and a lot of the time, that's really okay.
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Kiddo, age 4: There's lava down there. And a hoc!
Me: A hoc?
Caregiver: You mean like the bird? Hawk?
Kiddo: NO! Not a hoc, a HOC!!! *rolls eyes, retreats to toy grocery store* I'm just gonna cook more food.
Readers. He meant a "SHARK."
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WELL I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO TURNS AROUND
WHEN HE WALKS RIGHT THROUGH THE WRONG DAMN DOOR
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3yo kiddo playing Store w her mom gets distracted by another toy.
Mom: "Can you help me? I'm at the store but the person behind the counter left!"
Me: "[Kiddo], say, 'According to union rules I am entitled to a one-hour lunch break.'"
Kiddo's going home w a library union pin.
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Me, in Firm Librarian Voice because I have already said this 5 thousand times: "Folks. You need. To keep. Your voices. Down."
Kiddo, gleefully and at top volume: "BUT WE'RE PLAYING ROBLOX!!!"
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Met a child whose mom nicknamed him The Grinch. Why? Because he interpreted the book as an aspirational tale about getting everyone's presents. Still believes the actual Grinch was foolish to reform at the end.
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Pre-K Teacher: "What do we say to the librarian for reading us a book?"
Kiddo: "Bye-bye, Book!!"
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Just crushed a very important meeting until the part at the end when I accidentally crushed my hand in the elevator door.
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Librarian: "So will you be nicer to your sister in the future?"
Child: "In the future the world will be destroyed and run by robots."
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FUCKING @i_gelasius HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT MITCH HEDBERG IS DEAD?????????!!!!!!!!!
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you can call me Al retweeted
Good Morning @RutgersU! Its day 284 w/o a contract but it is also DAY ONE ON STRIKE! We are moved & motivated by the huge show of action & support from members, students, coworkers and partners in the community. TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG & WE WILL WIN a #FairContractNow! #RUOnSTRIKE
Staff are on strike at my alma mater Rutgers and I am SO PROUD OF THEM. If you're nearby and can join us on the picket line, come on out! Here's more info about when/where/how to offer your support: rutgersaaup.org/we-are-on-st…
Go @ruaaup!!!! #RUOnStrike
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Children's librarians can't just decide to spend a rainy Saturday introducing a new generation to Wishbone because they feel like experiencing joy
... APRIL FOOL 🐶🦴📚✨️
the-toast.net/2015/07/15/the…
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