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you can call me Al

@mx_alycorn

🦄 Library Unicorn! They/them. Likes words, watery depths, and kid logic.

 Neverland, NJ
Joined July 2014
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Daniel M. Lavery@daniel_m_lavery28 Jul 2023
all salt is the salt of the earth. meaningless distinction
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Good Morning @RutgersU! Its day 284 w/o a contract but it is also DAY ONE ON STRIKE! We are moved & motivated by the huge show of action & support from members, students, coworkers and partners in the community. TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG & WE WILL WIN a #FairContractNow! #RUOnSTRIKE
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You’re just jealous of my giant strawberry sweater
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LIS Grievances (@lis_grievances) profile pictureLIS Grievances@lis_grievances15 Mar 2023
Millennial librarians who dress like 5 year old children thinking it’s “cute”. It is not cute. Stop.
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gender of the day@genderoftheday25 Jan 2023
Today's gender is not for you.
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Glen Weldon@ghweldon29 Dec 2022
Petition to replace “deez nuts,” in cultural conversations, with “diz course.”
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rabia O'chaudry@rabiasquared11 Dec 2022
A few weeks ago I was adjusting my hijab in an airport bathroom mirror and a woman walks out the stall and says to me “wow that must take some work” and I responded “yeah about 30 whole seconds”. She walked away of course but since then I keep thinking about the fact that..
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A teen who hadn’t been in for years was in the library today. Neither of us recognized each other. Then she squinted and asked if she could see me without the mask. When I took it off she gasped, threw her arms around me and said “I used to come here FOR YOU!” excuse me while😭
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Noah Zimmerman
@_noahzim_20 Jun 2022
My Father’s Day present from my oldest, who always keeps it real
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Today, screaming into the endless void counts as writing.
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Amanda Gorman
@TheAmandaGorman24 May 2022
It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.
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Vera Sage@LiminalRJ24 May 2022
What we worship requires sacrifice in our lives. I am very tired of our children paying the price for others worshiping weapons.
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Christina Grace@C_GraceT11 May 2022
Hear me out: universal vibrator charger
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” A Wrinkle in Time
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hi so you all know the Stonewall Inn was raided because the NYPD were enforcing new york state's "you must be wearing at least 3 'gender-appropriate' articles of clothing" law, right?
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Daniel M. Lavery@daniel_m_lavery7 Mar 2022
the Judge/Buck/Thornton love triangle in Call of the Wild is a pretty straightforward retelling of St John/Jane/Rochester love triangle in Jane Eyre and somehow I’m just now realizing London riffed on Brontë and replaced the gothic house with Alaska
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A Dutch novelist spends all his time writing a notebook about the Universe.
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Jennifer Espinoza
@sadqueer4life29 Jan 2022
“are you straight or gay?” bro i am literally the moon having a dream about itself
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Rebecca K@rebakolumbia29 Jan 2022
I envy the polite patiences of the woman at the airport with a proper service dog who was just accosted by a woman wanting “tips” on how to get her “emotional support” pet on the plane… “Well… mine is a formally trained facilities service dog… You’ll have to look it up…”
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Magic Realism Bot@MagicRealismBot8 Jan 2022
A sea serpent holds up a jewellery store. It steals 16 opals, a moonstone and a magic shard of glass.
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Glen Weldon@ghweldon23 Dec 2021
"AHH! I should not be! My existence is an affront to God! I am a work of Satan! Destroy me in our Lord's name!" - If Frosty's hat had wound up on snowman Parson Brown.
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