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“Go shit yourself”

Your ass
Joined March 2012
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Major Naezer retweeted
mystics have always said that the universe is a song but they forgot to mention that the song in question is actually a banger
Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.
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Major Naezer retweeted
JUST IN: A video is going viral showing a Mariachi band playing outside of Greg Abbott’s mansion after he lost. This is epic.
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Lmao holy shit
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Major Naezer retweeted
YES, I THINK MY TAXES SHOULD HELP PAY FOR YOUR DISABLED KID’S GLASSES.
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Major Naezer retweeted
moon hopes you are being kind to yourself. you're moon's favorite little earthling.
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Major Naezer retweeted
Here is Dana White slapping his wife in the face multiple times and shoving her
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Major Naezer retweeted
Macklemore reveals which venues declined to host his ‘FREE PALESTINE’ Tour: • Madison Square Garden • Kia Forum • Prudential Center • Barclays Center • UBS Arena • Intuit Dome • Crypto/com Arena • Chase Center • Climate Pledge Arena
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THE GRIFT IS TOO MUCH AT THIS POINT.
When I first saw this clip I thought she was referring to Charlie’s favorite brand of hot sauce. But no, as it turns out they are selling Kirk Hot Sauce for $8.99.
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Major Naezer retweeted
“Cash, grass, or ass” is so old-fashioned. Now it’s:
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Major Naezer retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats are now calling for ban on artificial superintelligence.
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Major Naezer retweeted
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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Some shit that Dorit Kemsley would wear
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Christmas present Bantu knots :3
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Major Naezer retweeted
If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.
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Wake up, babe. Ben Affleck tired and smoking meme has been updated.
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Major Naezer retweeted
My wife has taught high school in Tokyo for twenty years. Every year, a few of her students spend a year living with a family in America. When they come home, she asks each of them one question. "What do you miss?" She expects hamburgers. She almost never gets hamburgers. And these aren't old stories. Most of these kids came home in the last two years. "Every time I left the house, my host mom said, 'Text me when you get there.' In Japan, nobody needs to know where I am. In Ohio, somebody always did." (Mina, 17, Ohio) "If you walk toward a door, an American will hold it open. Even if you are very far away. So you have to run. I ran to so many doors." (Itsuki, 16, Georgia) "My host brother screamed on the floor of a grocery store. A stranger walked by and said to my host mom, 'You're doing great, Mama.' She almost cried. I didn't know strangers were allowed to say that." (Aoi, 17, Texas) "We went away for the weekend and left our trash can at the curb. When we got back, it was by the garage. Nobody said who. My host dad said if it had been there one more day, the neighbor would have knocked." (Haruto, 16, Minnesota) "A car got stuck in the snow in front of our house. Four men came out of four houses. Nobody called them. They pushed, the car drove away, and they went back inside without saying their names." (Ren, 17, Michigan) "Every American has jumper cables. Maybe half of them know which clip goes where. The other half help anyway." (Shin, 16, Montana) "In July, my host family put a cooler on the porch. Cold water, snacks, and a sign: 'For our delivery drivers. Thank you!' I asked if they knew the drivers. They said no." (Nanami, 16, Arizona) "Downtown, there are banners on the lampposts. Photos of soldiers from the town. Some old, some very young. My host grandpa walked me down the street and told me every name." (Yuna, 16, Iowa) "I got a C-plus on my first test. My host dad said, 'I'm proud of you,' and put it on the fridge. In Japan, nobody is proud of a C-plus." (Takeru, 17, Pennsylvania) Then the quietest girl in the class raised her hand. Sora. Seventeen. Missouri. "Nobody asks me 'home safe?' anymore," she said. She was wrong. In September, there was a typhoon warning for Tokyo. At 2 a.m., Sora's phone lit up. It was her host mom. In Missouri. Watching the weather in a country she had never been to. "Saw the storm. You home safe?" Sora told my wife she cried for a long time. Then she typed the answer she had typed a hundred times, from football games and friends' driveways. "Home safe." Her host mom wrote back one line. "Good. That's all I needed." My wife has asked that question for twenty years. Not one kid has ever said they missed how big America is. They miss how America says goodbye. And how it checks that you got home. So, America. You think you've lost something. You haven't. It's on a porch in Arizona. It's pushing a car in Michigan. It's awake at 2 a.m. in Missouri, watching our weather. You don't remember doing any of it. A kid in Tokyo will never forget.
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Major Naezer retweeted
Kandi Burruss has been nominated for the 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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I got you a sticker. It glows in the dark. You’re worthy of love and taking up space and being heard no matter what. 💕
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Major Naezer retweeted
now THIS is some white eyeliner
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