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Party Waffle

@PartyWaffle

All seeing, all knowing Trevor https://xitter.gq/t.co/3Bp3vMeNH2

 Southern California
Joined April 2009
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I wish more dumb people were shy
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BEAVE
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You’ll have to pry October from my cold, dead, pumpkin-spice-scented hands.
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon8h
I’ve never seen this part of America. I need to flee a subpoena more often.
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E~ville@E_Ville138h
Might fuck around and touch the moon while I'm up here.
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred11h
Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
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alex@a_nashhhOct 29
gonna be extremely meta and just be gay for gay Halloween
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Happy Friday, degenerates! The beer isn’t small, I am just large. #PatronSaintofWorkBeers ™️
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I’m giving out candy cigarettes and lawn darts tomorrow because nothing matters anymore
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JaxEsq ⚖️ ⸆⸉@THEJaxEsq17h
(Flirting) I’m a Ravenclaw sun, Slytherin moon
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David 🎃@DBStoner18h
Home is where the heart is. Buried. Under the floor boards.
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Do not call me on Teams past 5pm, go get some hoes or something
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Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK18h
I'd just want a time machine to go back and perfect my comebacks in previous arguments I wasn't ready for... that would be nice
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Sassy Hobbit 🦋
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Yes, I can totally see how taking your kids to a parking lot and teaching them strangers have trunks full of candy is much safer than going door to door.
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I honestly think I'd look super cute while being eaten by a shark
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Putting cyanide in a Kind Bar still counts as killing them with kindness
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There’s no substitute for preparation, which explains why my tweets are so bad
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For the next five days, candy is a breakfast food.
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Today I’m gonna give it my good enough.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 30
I live in Canada, it’s too cold to be a slut for Halloween.
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She’s a 10, but she thinks The Big Bang Theory is funny.
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