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el

@nastilyplotting

like a first kiss, like a dying wish

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Joined August 2016
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so was spongebob :)
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@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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kart@kiluhzNov 5
when people dont think how i do i get really angry like maybe a monkey would
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When she got diddyblud humour but you genuinely had no play since E
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c@cokebeycNov 2
i believe everything anyone says like why would they lie
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We get Kai we cenat
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I’m sorry I just don’t believe the dare really likes all those kinds of girls. I don’t trust him
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Shazammed not one but two songs at the bar and they both turned out to be muse
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THIS IS Major depressive disorder, recurrent, severe BITCH!!! We clown in this muthafucka better take yo sensitive ass back to generalized anxiety
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Maya Jama traitor masterclass
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False consciousness final boss
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I'm borrowing money to keep up with increasing medical costs, food and bills but I'm getting calls, messages and leaflets on my door talking about genocide? Are you kidding me? Fuck you and your bullshit genocide cries. IDGAF! I'm tired of it.
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How it genuinely feels
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doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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Mousy@tylemolOct 16
How everything feels
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corb@awshuqsOct 14
and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts
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i call this piece 24 and it’s about being 24
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Swear on my mums life I didn’t put the vinyl there for performative points I use it as a rolling tray which is arguably worse
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When you feel so ugly at work it starts affecting your performance
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