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el

@nastilyplotting

like a first kiss, like a dying wish

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Joined August 2016
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so was spongebob :)
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@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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kart@kiluhzNov 5
when people dont think how i do i get really angry like maybe a monkey would
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c@cokebeycNov 2
i believe everything anyone says like why would they lie
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@lekimgymNov 2
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THIS IS Major depressive disorder, recurrent, severe BITCH!!! We clown in this muthafucka better take yo sensitive ass back to generalized anxiety
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False consciousness final boss
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Not Supporting This DNC-😥🤬 (@blewis823) profile pictureNot Supporting This DNC-😥🤬@blewis823Oct 19
I'm borrowing money to keep up with increasing medical costs, food and bills but I'm getting calls, messages and leaflets on my door talking about genocide? Are you kidding me? Fuck you and your bullshit genocide cries. IDGAF! I'm tired of it.
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How it genuinely feels
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doing the opposite of a cleanse this weekend goin on a clog
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Mousy@tylemolOct 16
How everything feels
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corb@awshuqsOct 14
and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts
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When you feel so ugly at work it starts affecting your performance
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“don’t yuck someone’s yum” how about you never say anything so disgusting to me like that again in your life. not only phonetically grotesque it is also very reddit
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@xoeeieSep 19
Even without something as direct as being hit on, just the existence of this kind of harassment forces women to change the times or days they go to the gym. Only men can act without thinking about anything at all.
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@Rosaria__lxmSep 19
men are so annoying like why would he do that😭
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When you're desperate for sausages, nothing will stop you ⛈
Sweep battles rain and strong winds in his wet weather gear

ALT Sweep battles rain and strong winds in his wet weather gear

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Charlie Kirk at 31 vs Leandro Trossard at 31
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Just ate some toast and went to work wow this is like a real life episode of Peep Show
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Not sure why but lately, my days have felt like a bleak depressing nightmare until I start doing drugs or drinking alcohol. Anyone else having a similar experience?
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