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roommate's new girlfriend closes the bathroom door after she pees. this is a closed equals occupied household! leave that shit ajar! #leavethatshitajar
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normalize telling people youre full of shit like sorry buddy im up to no good i dont need u to get involved
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Mfw someone asks me why I’d watch 17 seasons and 13 3-hour specials about two guys giving bad movie reviews
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finna pop out with my new boo. I know they cracked a lot of y'all. It's cool, we already talkedabout it. Please just. let me be happy.
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(Whispering to self) Yes milord. Of course not milord. Yes milord. At once milord.
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Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?
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Every self described "sensitive young man" needs to be sent to mine lead in the Arctic circle now
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Girl at the bar: And that, is why I love being a vet tech :) It’s a lot of work, but it’s so fulfilling
Me: *starting to get bored* Bartender I would like an Angel Shot please
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Why don't you want to come drink literal poison w us and get stared at by lustful demons all night





















