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homeschool varsity letterman

Southern Appalachia
Joined January 2009
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North Carolina Arboretum 11th Annual Winter Lights Tickets Giveaway consumers.secondstreetapp.co…
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Not having to truck your partner because you have 2 bathrooms and risked it all at the Chinese buffet >>>>
Being able to have 2 bathrooms with your partner is a runner up
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No such thing as a boring Sunday when a Cologuard box looms on the bathroom vanity.
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Let’s see if white women get their shit together this time
Replying to @KimKingReports
The question will women drive the results? Battleground NC poll results released by 9. @WLOS_13
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We need a collaboration or off broadway show from @macantone and his secret son Matteo Lane.
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Saying whatever Sinclair's bosses tell them to!
Stay with News 13 this Election Day for complete coverage of national, state and local races! bit.ly/3NUKbsN
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Put some respect on Rowley Jefferson's name
Me yesterday at @parksmusic studio receiving the files for the greatest feature in the history of life itself. #EXTERNALAFFAIRS 🤯🤯🤯🤯 please hit up Pharoahe.com and sign up
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I'm imagining a whole platoon shot up, dick in hand. High-larious.
A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.
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Mom likes liver and onions Dad seems to like shitty Chinese buffets
What weird foods do your parents like?
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Shoutout to Letterkenny cold opens
A courtesy reminder for the gravy seals.
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It turns out the only decent comedians are the Gen Xers from The Comedians of Comedy Tour.
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Hopefully he has a bunker and the addendum to Mein Kampf
Orange man said it’s gon be a bloodbath if he isn’t elected…. cuz wtf that mean?
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36 miles? /Laughs in Proclaimers
SUPERSTAR CAMPAIGNER SPOTLIGHT Zane Menendez, an organizer with us at @KamalaforFL walked 36 MILES yesterday, knocked on over 1,000 doors, and was out on the trail for 18 total hours. AMAZING! Y’all think Trump’s got ground game like this??
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Still.... How does @Whatnot not have a partnership with @MrGeorgeWallace?
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Man wants a low key bar mitzvah
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She had all of the Republican lames ready to give up every allegiance and intelligence
Replying to @RYP__
"Butina was now just one among many “propagandists” in the 450-member Duma, her elevation to the body — her seat was given to her by the governor of the Kirov region — was a way for the government to imbue her statements against America with more heft." nytimes.com/2021/11/19/world…
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One of the worst songs of all time!
Nov 5, 1988: "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. #80s Find out more about the song's music video here > 80sxchange.com/post/flashbac…
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Like butterflies in December, it's never good to see Morlocks above ground.
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I see I've missed nothing
Had an electric kettle in the Amazon cart, wife told me not to buy it because we have enough shit in the kitchen, cool. A week later we got an electric kettle in the kitchen because she thought it was a good idea. Alright, man.
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"Let's remember to smile, it costs us nothing."
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