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inspector goole retweeted
"I'm anti censorship for minorities and real problems, I don't give a fuck about your gross porn" yeah I hate to break it to you but in order to be anti censorship you have to be anti ALL censorship, whether you like the content or not. You can't pick and choose
I have a hc of snirius childhoods being two sides of the same coin, with Snape having an emotionally absent mother and an abusive father, and Sirius having an emotionally absent father and an abusive mother
If I worked as like a waiter or something in America I’d just have to die wdym I have to (a) introduce myself to my table (cba) and (b) act like my life’s purpose is to bring food to people and if I’m not happy enough about it people won’t tip me and I literally won’t get paid
This is the only evidence I have of last year’s costume when I was mr Birling… in five years time I will have introduced you all to every single inspector calls character via profile picture
They do a really stupid couples costume and when their bodies are found they’re still in it #humiliating
I like giving James disorders and problems. Literally anything idgaf. Physical mental whatever. I don’t actually headcanon it I just think he deserves hardship in his life
I’ve grown to hate the phrase “America is a melting pot” not because it isn’t true but because the only reason I’ve ever heard it get used is when someone clearly believes that America is the only country in the world with any cultural diversity whatsoever
There’s an epidemic online of deeply insecure trans/gay people who take their low self esteem and hatred of their own sexuality and gender identity out on people happier than them, and I am SICK AND TIRED of it 😭
And every time I’ve encountered one of them, it’s gone the exact same way:
- see awful, hateful post on my tl
- click account
- most recent post is something like “I fucking hate being *identity* I’m disgusting and I wish I wasn’t”
#ohimsure
Every time I feel like I’m doing too much disliking America(ns), one of them appears on my tl with a level of stupidity or arrogance or egotism that astounds me right back into being annoyed at them
inspector goole retweeted
you ever just accidentally like the wrong tweet and then your twitter algorithm thinks you want to see people who take the plot of south park seriously








