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please help lay!!! memo: heart emoji v: laaylaa-3000 c: bbylay1 p: layskywalker
hi itโ€™s the weekend and i put off updating this. november survival fund is at 145/1000, last d0no was 50! can anyone match or go higher? at the bare min qt with โ€œlay survival fundโ€ and c/p below. 145/1000 memo: heart emoji v: laaylaa-3000 c: bbylay1 p: layskywalker
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Dammit, that goes hard unfortunately.
how about a Disney t-shirt of Goofy hitting a three pointer and itโ€™s airbrushed with ACTIVE SHOOTER in comic sans
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They should make a sequel to Draft Day, but this time instead of being about the worst team in pro sports (the Cleveland Browns) it should be about Sam Presti fleecing the NBA.
Bennett Stirtz is shooting exactly 50% from 3 on the season. The rookie has hit 14 of 28 from deep. 53.7/50/87.5 shooting splits.
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Let's go! I needed this. I needed it bad.
EXPECT FIREWORKS ๐ŸŽ† @carlosalcaraz & @BenShelton clash in the final Masters 1000 final of the season! #RolexParisMasters
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My long time criticism of Luka has been he only plays half of the game, but brother, with as good as he has been playing the offensive half, he can be a turnstile on defense and it doesn't even matter. Crazy numbers from him so far this year.
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I've seen clouds less soft than Pat McAfee. Not even the finest silk can rival how soft this loser is. Charmin got ahold of him to as what's the secret to his softness. His nickname is high school was "Talc" cause it's the only material known to man as soft as Pat.
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Libs are blaming us already for wanting to hold people accountable. People like you are why the evil, corrupt, money hungry pieces of shit in both parties have fucked with us for so long. Stay blind to it if you want to, that's your decision, but stop blaming us for your failures
Leftists working hard to fuck up 2028 and put republicans back in power. I hope yall ignore them again like this past election. They are more interested in power than fixing inflation
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NeverEvenEven retweeted
completing the career slam before having your first walkover is actually crazy lmfaooo
๐Ÿšจ Carlos Alcaraz wins by walkover for the first time in his professional tennis career. Get well soon, Matteo! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿค #RolexParisMasters
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The moment Jimmy tells him Roman is coming for me and Sami looks up with this sly smile cause he got his way. Chef's kiss. Then how quickly Sami ramps up the intensity. He should be champion forever, absolutely amazing work.
This gets said every week but my god this run that Sami is on right now ๐Ÿ”ฅ #SmackDown
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If we win this game do we get Ty Jerome back?
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Grey courts are so ugly, geez Memphis, make it blue next year.
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If Jared keeps playing like this then someday he is gonna have my kids.
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Hawks 105 points in 3 quarters. Give me my Lu and Wiggs back
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This Grizzlies team is good, we beat them this hurt I'm gonna be on cloud nine.
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If I ever have a stroke and it looks like I may start going down the same path is this loser, just kill me, because being dead is better than being John Fetterman.
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jon Stewart has to remind John Fetterman that heโ€™s a Senator for the United States and not Israel
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There is something profoundly โœจBLEAKโœจ about the U.S. electorateโ€™s recurring tendency to mistake political presentation for political conviction, and political branding for political substance. ๐Ÿฅ€ Jon @Ossoff is a particularly illustrative example. His carefully crafted image of progressivism, the calculated appeal to political desirability, and the cultivated air of intellectualism and youthful idealism all seem designed to suggest a politician whose convictions run considerably deeper than his public image. ๐ŸŽญ Yet when it comes to challenging the Democratic establishment, all that performative progressivism proves remarkably โœจHOLLOWโœจ. Ossoff does nothing to distinguish himself from the very political machinery his image seems designed to challenge. โš–๏ธ
Jon Ossoff sounding more and more like a Democrat nominee in waitingโ€ฆ
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They really said "Eh, the wrestlers can risk their lives, but Michael Cole? Well we couldn't ever replace that guy."
The commentary team for Crown Jewel this Saturday will be calling the show from WWE Headquarters in Stamford. (PWlnsider)
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I am begging my fellow honkies to stop talking for black people. Why don't you ask black democrats what they want instead of just assuming they will like Hakeem just because he is black. I am white and I don't like Adam Carlson, a white man, see, it happens sometimes.
No one serious has come forward to run against him. No one serious is even being floated. And casting aside the would-be first Black Speaker would be a gigantic โ€œfuck youโ€ to Black voters, the backbone of our party, who just turned out in absolute massive numbers post-Callais.
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Cause the people actually want stuff to get done. We've now seen how much can change in just two years and we won't forget it. They have no excuse, they spend the next two years fighting Trump, then when they get the Presidency, they either get it done or the lose the midterms.
NEW: House Dems "inundated" w/ calls & emails urging them not to elect Jeffries speaker One member told @axios they got "300-400" calls in 2 days Another said "over 500" A third said "higher" than 500: "It's our No. 1 issue, and it's not close." axios.com/2026/11/06/jeffrieโ€ฆ
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And for the record, I don't want them to lose the next midterms. I want them to win, but a lot of people will see if they don't do anything and that will change their vote. The Dems have to do their jobs, the HAVE to, or not only will they lose everything, we the people will too.
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