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violin handler, coffee drinker, bigot/brexit hater, jazz music lover, trying to find crumbs of joy in everyday life. Failing mostly.

Staring at the sea
Joined March 2012
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Trump & Putin but as the outro to a sitcom.
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Speaker mike johnson from the great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education.
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How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.
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This is the darkest morning. For Ukraine. For the US. For all of us.
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He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had. But at least he's not a Black woman.
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Best of luck, America.
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Thinking of the private jet community at this difficult time
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We Need Wealth Taxes on the Super-Rich, Not More Cuts in the Autumn Budget - Sign the Petition! chng.it/4g5GWv6NwX via @UKChange
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Maggie Smith, Britain's last coal-powered actor
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This is charming. On women making all the human beings:
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Can’t see the words ‘Russell Brand’ without posting this @bea_ker 🙏
Russell Brand is a case study in how knowing how to write words is different to understanding their meaning.
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Another reminder that Trainline are brokers and the ‘admin fee’ they charge goes to their shareholders and not back to the railway they rely on for their existence. #SaveTicketOffices
Dear @thetrainline, I’ve just tried to amend one leg of an upcoming journey from one off-peak time to another off-peak time. The extra charge for the amended ticket was £39 - bad enough - but you also wanted a SEVENTY QUID admin fee. Explain this daylight robbery.
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To mark the #DemocraticConvention #DNC2024 #DNC we've had fun adapting @Eddy_Grant's gloriously hopeful international anti-apartheid anthem from 1988. So here's 🎶 "Gimme Hope Kamala" - a parody twist about @KamalaHarris 💙 vs #DonaldTrump 🍊 that pulls no punches.
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In France ChatGPT is pronounced the same as 'Chat, j'ai pété' which means 'Cat, I have farted'. Which seems to sum the whole thing up pretty neatly.
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This relies heavily on the notion you need a knuckle duster to put up scaffolding.
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I do think we should get more credit for hosting France’s annual riots while they have the Olympics. Proper Entente cordiale
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