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I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues.

New York City
Joined May 2010
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Ok. I officially found the most badass hat. It's a mask from a West African secret society known as the Ekpe. This is secret societies done *right*!
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exactly. like there’s also the bronx, queens, brooklyn, and then that’s it
What’s annoying about conversations about nyc is that ppl think nyc is only Manhattan.
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It's going to feel so good when I find something the Germans don't have a word for. I'll derive so much satisfaction from the failure of their language
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Sometimes you don’t even realize you got kinda drunk until the next day when you look at your phone and see that you searched “Jim Belushi” in Google Maps
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wearing this at work tomorrow
do not kill. Thanks
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"Ireland has Irish people" ok
Replying to @BluebellRaven
Ireland has Clurichauns: Goblin-like fairy figures with a deep love for alcohol, haunting cellars, pilfering liquor, and causing drunken havoc. [4/4]
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you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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I know about genitals but when will they invent nominatals accusitals and datals
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There's an admittedly funny bit of satire about a libertarian (Rand flavor) society in which the characters have to continuously pay to use the objects they need, like putting a nickel into a gun or a quarter in a siren. What's really funny is the story will show for a few seconds and then the New Yorker paywall pops up. newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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I was digitizing the Financial Times archives from the 1970's to see how labour disputes impacted the economy. Unfortunately, there is a two week hole in the data in August 1977, when the Financial Times printers went on strike.
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remembering the real reason they added those restrictions was cause I gave everyone the epstein badge
4 years ago today - Elon Musk got mad at people constantly changing their names, so he made it so that any name changes would temporarily remove the checkmark from people's accounts people then reacted accordingly
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Replying to @rainbowpavement
Dude infant men are literally sexual harassers they flashed the doctor when they were born and cry when they arent breastfed
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Gf and i have this bit that we'll just say stuff like "oh you know the inventor of muffins, John Muffin", and she called it our bit so i told her thats not ours, John Bit invented that
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Too many people switched over to the aquamarine colored Listerine when they should have stayed with the classic piss color one - that shit will singe your insides and do the job
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Kintsugi ✨
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Russia has a lot of 24/7 flower shops because women like to get angry at you at midnight
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Everything in Massachusetts is either Anarchist Bookfair Polycule Union Organizers or Gronk Polymarket Dunkin
A few of the Dunkin’s in Foxborough are getting a new name for this weekend - Gronkin’ in honor of Rob Gronkowski’s Patriots Hall of Fame induction.
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You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world. Instead, you read something brilliant:
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If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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Sandwich Twitter is an undervalued niche full of hidden gems.
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