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It's going to feel so good when I find something the Germans don't have a word for. I'll derive so much satisfaction from the failure of their language
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Sometimes you don’t even realize you got kinda drunk until the next day when you look at your phone and see that you searched “Jim Belushi” in Google Maps
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you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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There's an admittedly funny bit of satire about a libertarian (Rand flavor) society in which the characters have to continuously pay to use the objects they need, like putting a nickel into a gun or a quarter in a siren.
What's really funny is the story will show for a few seconds and then the New Yorker paywall pops up.
newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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I was digitizing the Financial Times archives from the 1970's to see how labour disputes impacted the economy.
Unfortunately, there is a two week hole in the data in August 1977, when the Financial Times printers went on strike.
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remembering the real reason they added those restrictions was cause I gave everyone the epstein badge
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Dude infant men are literally sexual harassers they flashed the doctor when they were born and cry when they arent breastfed
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You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world.
Instead, you read something brilliant:
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If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
