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Joined November 2011
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If Carrick remains in charge then it’s more fool him…. They’ve done what they usually do and given up. Make them cunts run the miles in training. Absolute pathetic excuses of overpaid drama queens.
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Absolute fucking joke of a team
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By the time 8th November comes round and that’s saying we even get a result against Villa - that will be 2 months without a win.
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Can’t grumble with the first half - come out second half like the same old united.
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Delaying the inevitable because they have absolutely no back up plan or any sort of clue what they’re doing.
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I think his times come to an end. Absolutely flapped it when he should have brought players on to try and win the game. Brought mason mount on instead for some strange reason who had zero impact. Constant poor decisions.
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Not watched a United game for 4 games. Gary Neville said they had improved in this game - fucking hell how bad have they been. Second half was bloody poor after a steady first half.
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Rashford should have come on half an hour ago. Bollocks
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What’s happened to Amad - used to love taking players on and great with the ball. Now every time he gets the ball he wants to turn back and play it backwards.
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They’ve all been poor but he’s said what a lot of United followers see every season. They’ve continually missed out on top players because they don’t want to pay the money so they end up with 4th and 5th choice every time. That won’t win you anything.
🚨 HUGE brave statement from Lisandro Martinez... it takes a lot of courage to say that. 👏 FULL interview below via @primevideosport
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Statue, new contract, stand named after Licha...?
BREAKING: LISANDRO MARTINEZ CALLS OUT THE BOARD: "I expect more from our technical director, I have to be honest…" [via @NathSalt1] #mufc
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Carrick will be gone by Xmas - Unai Emery is the only premier league proven manager that is more than capable of taking over, not having any of these other managers that have done nothing in the game. I’d have Simeone or Zidane but neither are available.
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No need to be fit - they don’t run anyway!
🚨 The boss has fitness updates on Kobbie and Luke ⤵️

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So far from the real world these clowns. Stupid comments like this just wind people up not help people.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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She needs more than a chair throwing at her. Spineless human being.
A father threw a chair toward a judge after the driver who killed his 2 year old daughter and both her grandparents was sentenced to just 120 hours of community service. [H/T: insidehistory]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo is AI-generated. The video shows a real 2014 Netherlands incident where a father threw a chair after a 120-hour sentence for a crash killing his daughter and grandparents. On appeal the driver got 15 months prison. l1nieuws.nl/nieuws/1291374… rechtspraak.nl/organisatie-en…
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Jamie Witham retweeted
Fuck me dead 😂😂😂😂
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Sir Jim Ratcliffe has instructed Manchester United to start selling the water from the Old Trafford roof leaks.. One bottle. £150.
🚨 Manchester United are now selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125. 😭💰 The club describe the tiny patch of grass as 'perfect for fans who want a keepsake from one of the most famous pitches in the world and a priceless memento' — although they’ve somehow managed to put a £125 price tag on it. Seven centimetres of grass. £125. Football merchandise has officially lost the plot. 😂
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Have you seen the speed of this football - absolute pedestrian. Shows why the premier league is head and shoulders above any other league.
The football AC Milan are producing under Ruben Amorim is RIDICULOUS. ⚡️
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Think the United squad may get a shock if Conte becomes United manager. Well documented that players run a hell of a lot during his training sessions and he’s very strict on his regime and food intake.
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Just seen the highlights. Carricks happy with the energy shown today is has blown my mind 🤯 Lammens at fault for the goal aswell - who dives with their knees like that.
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