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Olivia

@nuclearkitface

Whatever you do, give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. bada/bing

 London, England
Joined July 2021
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People whose first instinct is to smile when you make eye contact with them are some of Earth's greatest treasures.
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I make a killer chocolate cake 🤌🤌
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Man asked if I was German. I saluted like hitler and said nein. Making sure he will never approach me again.
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So what?
Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) profile pictureNigel Farage
@Nigel_Farage29 Nov 2022
According to the ONS figures, London, Manchester and Birmingham are now all minority white cities.
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Brb. Entering my Paulina era
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How do you render lard
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If you are a Conservative parent with Liberal children, you have failed
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Thank you Food Pyramid.
Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 (@SBakerMD) profile pictureDr Shawn Baker 🥩
@SBakerMD27 Nov 2022
By 2030 one out of four Americans will not just be obese but severely obese Thats around 220lbs for a 5’6 woman And 250 for a 5’10 male 1 in 4!!!!
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Where are all these old men? I got bills
Nandi 🤍💜🤍 (@pallnandi) profile pictureNandi 🤍💜🤍
@pallnandi26 Nov 2022
People on social media won't tell you their parents assist them with rent. They won't tell you they have an old man who sends them money monthly in exchange for sex. They won't tell you they started business with inherited money.
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Everyone wants a high sexy drive girl, until you get home at 10pm after a 16 hour day and she wants to fuck.
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No girl should have both: 1. A boyfriend 2. A guy best friend.
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Trying to read shopping list and all I can see is Sucker Dildo Daughter. Dafuq
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Beware these words, Australians "it will be necessary for the school to consider whether the student is a mature minor"
Kirralie Smith (@KirralieS) profile pictureKirralie Smith
@KirralieS23 Nov 2022
You know @DanielAndrewsMP gender transition at school policy should shock every Victorian parent. Schools can start your child's 'gender transition' (new name, uniform, pronouns) 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲 /𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁. #VicVotes2022 binary.org.au/vic_protest_le…
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V good snaxx
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Tiny Elon forgives you
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As a Brit, I feel robbed of not having Thanks Gibbing
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Talking to my manager about having kids soon and he asked how old I was, then he started to tick like a clock. Wot mean?
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Methylene Blue Rabbit Hole // A THREAD
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