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ROSS DOUTHAT: In a previous lifetime.
DONALD TRUMP: Yes.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Do you feel you'd failed anyone, perhaps your ex-
DONALD TRUMP: Kevin McAllister.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Right, let's talk about Kevin.
DONALD TRUMP: I pointed him to the lobby.
ROSS DOUTHAT: Right, but Kevin had a rough time after that.
DONALD TRUMP: Not in my hotel, his only issues in the hotel were a stomach ache from too much room service. But out there, in Dinkins's New York, it was a killing field.
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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I always liked fire ants growing up because they mapped neatly to my childhood worldview. Of course there would be a fire type version of ants that are red and are even more powerful than regular ants.
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i think they fly stupid ppl in for every q&a screening at amc lincoln sq to ask the worst question anyone could possibly imagine
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)









































