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| probably somewhere laughing | 804 | hokie engineer | 1908 |

USA
Joined January 2014
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Hi #BlackHokieFam my name is Alexandria (Ally) and I’m from central VA. So excited to be #vt24 majoring in general engineering!! Thank you so much for the welcome. Can’t wait to (hopefully) join and meet y’all in the fall at Blacksburg❤️🧡!!
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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it looks like the hunger games fallen tributes 😭😭😭
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:) #youngandsexy:)
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Unironically yes.
This was better than the Barbie movie...
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YOU DID IT BABYGIRL 🥹
I swear ima b a victoria secret model when I grow up:) #youngandsexy:)
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anok looks unreal 🪽
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
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I think people underestimate how tired you can be from just having too much on your mind! Not even physically tired! Just tired of remembering things, handling things, thinking ahead, fixing stuff, making decisions, being needed, tryna stay afloat etc. That's just a lot for real.
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"Finalmente um dia de folga" O dia de folga:
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Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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I genuinely think workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today
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The essay I could write. In simple terms, it was never going to be you. Anyone paying attention since 2021 knows this. You weren’t hired for that.
"it feels like somebody doesn't want me to fight or compete for this championship"
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It’s October 3rd 💝
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such a serve
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why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing
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