The camaraderie of 4 dudes who have never met talking about their shoulder problems in a gym sauna is unmatched
Having an end of the day work reception on a Friday without alcohol should be illegal. War crime. Rewrite the Geneva conventions
Whoever stole the package of dog food off my porch last week while I was in surgery, I hope you rot in hell.
I'm getting surgery on the first day of March madness, so basically, I'll be getting the same amount of work done as I usually would on the opening weekend of the tournament.
Checking out at liquor store:
"Wow, somebody must be having a hell of a Super Bowl party."
Nope, it's actually just my dogs birthday
Friends that call to ask you a quick question but then end up catching up for a long time are so underrated
Shoutout to the Penn Police officer who tried to tell me that the ADA wasn't a real thing and told me that those laws cannot possibly be a thing for Penn since it's private property
Something about frisbee tournaments and crawling on top of storage containers?? @VoidUltimate
Owen land retweeted
Something no one is taking about enough: Bryan Hoeing just casually baffling hitters. Here’s the slider. Tunneled this off of his sinker which he can place all over the strike zone.
Two earned runs in his last 12.2 IP. 10/2 K/BB.
#Marlins
7 years ago today was move-in day at Rose, and now I'm in Japan, traveling with 5 people who just happened to live on the same floor as me that year.
Owen land retweeted
This is incredible. The best thing you’ll see today. No words. No notes.
@JoeyVotto 👏👏👏
I like to play this game where every time my mom suggests I move closer to home for work, I subtly suggest somewhere even further away.
Right now, she's at a 1 state radius from Indiana, and I suggested France.
Came out of retirement off the pick-up list for FPSL last night and got a W in my first competitive ultimate since fall 2019. I will be riding this high through the next 2 weeks of rain
Owen land retweeted
The #Marlins are three outs away from handing the Blue Jays their first shutout loss of the season on a day when Bryan Hoeing started for Miami.
And somehow that's only going to be like one line in my game story should it happen.
Miami up 10-0 going to B8.
Owen land retweeted
🔥 @BryanHoeing rolling for the @Marlins. Since May 1:
▪️ 13 G
▪️ 1-0
▪️ 1.17 ERA
▪️ 15.1 IP
▪️ 14 K
#GoCards | #L1C4
Owen land retweeted
Bryan Hoeing continues his run of dominance out of the Marlins pen tonight
Closed out the game against KC, while striking out two in a scoreless ninth
In the last month, Hoeing has an ERA of 0.87
#ProCards