“Loser theology” is not unique to dispensationalism, as demonstrated by the Christian Pirate and his guest in a one hour struggle session about conspiracy theories. First, Pastor Bryan explains all of existence in terms of the Hegelian Dialectic (one of the main foundations for communism). He thus argues that it is fruitless to indulge in conspiracy theories since you’ll just get stuck in that cycle. Then, Bryan advocates for doormat Christianity in which we ought to submit ourselves to foreign spies and Bill Gates vaccines, because death is the worst thing that could happen, so who really cares? I could actually think of many things worse than death, which Bryan refuses to even consider in this reckless dialogue. Finally, Chris jumps in with a passage from Revelation, which he apparently believes is normative for all of church history. Even just some cursory knowledge of the last 2000 years would show that’s not the case. He believes there’s so much piety in being a loser. To be fair, he’s doing a great job of filling that role. Just as an aside, Brian asking, “How can I get rage-baited by Twitter?” as a rhetorical question was absolutely perfect. Chris loves to crash out on Twitter over “racists” and “Nazis.”