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Owen

@owrangle

Welcome to my Twitter it’s terrible jokes with a minimum of seven typos and punctuation errors

 Auckland, New Zealand
Joined November 2010
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dedicated to the UK strike wave currently taking place, but these bad faith arguments pop up everywhere all the time lol 🎅
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Reporter: you’re disrespecting English tradition. Kyrgios: return the Elgin marbles champ.
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The top 50 CEOs had a 70% pay rise last year, but tell me again about how a $1 increase to the minimum wage isn’t doable. #leadersdebate #auspol #ausvotes
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that euphoria finale was truly disturbingly bad I’m sick over it
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Are we ready to admit season 2 of euphoria was bad yet
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Pat Cummins has addressed the Justin Langer resignation for the first time with a detailed statement. @codesportsau
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Trans rights are human rights, and trans people deserve the same respect, recognition, and dignity as everyone else. 🏳️‍⚧️
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dan@dnbtt20 Jan 2022
pilot the forklift shinji
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When I was a kid you couldn't even use a pen without a license.
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Can't think of a bigger shock in Test history than Bangladesh's win in NZ. Possibly in cricket history. In 21 previous Tests in NZ, Aus, SA and England, Bangladesh had lost all 21, 15 by an innnings, the rest heavily. stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en… NZ had won 10 of last 11 at home.
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Are you here for a PCR or RAT? RAT? How many do you need? Here you go. How it's currently done in the NT. @abcdarwin @abcnews
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The Vic gov secured another 10mil rapid tests, on top of the 34m announced last week. They'll be distributed free in coming weeks with an IT system to upload positive RATs and avoid PCR confirmation. Free for people exposed to COVID, not for people stocking up @theage #springst
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Legend has it that David Boon had 52 PCR tests ahead of the Ashes.
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Marcus Harris brings up 100 career runs vs ENG (11 innings) #AUSvENG
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Joe Root's Test batting average 50.015873016 before today's knock 50.015789474 after today's knock 0.000083542 is the smallest ever non-zero change in a player's career batting average from one innings to the next #AUSvENG
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kids today are asking santa to bring them PRONOUNS for christmas instead of asking him to bring them WAR
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Too much civil service work consists of circulating information that isn't relevant about subjects that don't matter to people who aren't interested.
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We won!! The fascist, Pinochet loving Kast has conceded!! #HUGE
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@tmorello
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Novak Djokovic : If you ban unvaccinated people from entering the country then I, an unvaccinated person, won't come! Me : Yes, dude, that is literally the whole idea.
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‘The Struggles That Made Us’ is a poster design competition organised by the @MaritimeUnionAU to celebrate their 150th bday. $5000+ up for grabs for an artwork that celebrates maritime workers history.entries close Jan 31st, anyone from anywhere can enter mua.org.au/struggles-made-us…
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