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knth

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Joined August 2011
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[reading a hulk comic for the first time] what's this guy's problem
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Michael Wolff looks like Fred Armisen doing Uncle Fester disguised as a journalist
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calling in sick to hang out here all day
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Jesus. Literally crying listening to the new jelly roll album. It’s so fucking good @JoeRogan
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ok now imagine someone who makes 60k a year posting this
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eat shit bootlicker
Rep. Andy Ogles (@RepOgles) profile pictureRep. Andy Ogles
@RepOgles23 Jan 2025
I just introduced a resolution to amend the 22nd Amendment to allow President Trump to seek a third term. Read the details.👇ogles.house.gov/media/press-…
Rep. Ogles Proposes Amending the 22nd Amendment to Allow Trump to Serve a Third Term | Representa...

Rep. Ogles Proposes Amending the 22nd Amendment to Allow Trump to Serve a Third Term | Representa...

WASHINGTON, DC - Congressman Andy Ogles introduced a House Joint Resolution to amend the Constitution of the United States to allow a President to be elected for up to but no more than three terms....

ogles.house.gov
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Every major media article about the UnitedHealthcare CEO
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if you're doing ad reads for a podcast please do not have a disgusting wet mouth I beg you
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Yes I want to live on Lake Claire in Canada. No there is no specific reason why
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Alan Rickman, personal injury lawyer
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dudes in the midwest will buy a brand new stock corvette, do absolutely nothing to it and put it in every local car show
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bröther may i have some nugs
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tom hank is that you
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thank god we have this stupid fucking website that everyone hates
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Sold: 57k-Kilometer Japanese-Market 1998 Volvo V70R AWD for $11,150. bringatrailer.com/listing/19…
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deg@degg13 Oct 2013
the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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No no, that’s my dirty bus seat dildo. It’s for cleaning only.
Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile pictureInteresting AF
@interesting_aIl5 Feb 2024
The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are
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AAAAAA-OOOOOOOOO I'm fuckin hurt over here
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sorry i can't be him
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pretending to be injured for treats. absolutely despicable
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