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i honestly get annoyed when people try and pass me a blunt while iโ€™m eating, like nigga
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and i hate when people come in my house turning shit on my tv
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starting to realize i might just hate niggas fr
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*Ginger ale cranberry
First Sprite Cranberry of the season
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Them stretch marks on that ass make me wanna holla ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This is really deep. Marvel finally adapted to the 50 yr old comic retcon. Here, Vision met Jim Hammond for the first time live action. Jim Hammond is the original human torch not Johnny Storm, the 1939 android human torch. He was the very first android or synthezoid in Marvel, built by professor Phineas Horton. He can burst into flames. He fought in WW2 with Capt America. This line hits because when Ultron built Vision in avengers (1968), he didn't build him from scratch, he built him from the spare parts or remains of Jim Hammond. Same face, same android brain pattern. So Vision literally wears Jim Hammonds face... It's really crazy. This whole season is about what is a real person vs a copy, white vision is a copy of Red Vision, Jocasta is a copy of Katerina wells' brain, Ultron is living as a copy of Vision. And now Jim Hammond shows up to say, Vision is also a copy, he's literally wearing his face.
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them commercials told me you and jon husted ainโ€™t shit
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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Is that not just Anthony Mackie๐Ÿ˜ญ
Imagine getting paid to spot random people who look alike. Thatโ€™s a career I didnโ€™t know I needed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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And imma do it again too sadly
embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection
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Second picture is so amazing. I love when a big ol fat ass just SITS
Scotty in Atlanta, sheโ€™s supa tickk.
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and thatโ€™s why you should go out with someone you actually feel something for
i think I'm speaking for everyone when I say first dates should end like this ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™m patient because I know my wife gon look like this
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immediately on my dick.
i love a girl that start being a girlfriend day one of us talking ๐Ÿ˜‚
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mr.spenditonwhoimfucking
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โ€œthe only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrowโ€
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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enough sadness iโ€™ve got delusions to get back to
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Get the sHELL out my house please
Niggas will take you through hell and back, turn you into a shell of yourself and then get mad when you donโ€™t let them fuck the shell.
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i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
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Women be wanting reassurance while doing shit that require an investigation.
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