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Joined April 2020
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*Ginger ale cranberry
First Sprite Cranberry of the season
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Them stretch marks on that ass make me wanna holla 😍😂😭
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Is that not just Anthony Mackie😭
Imagine getting paid to spot random people who look alike. That’s a career I didn’t know I needed. 😂
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And imma do it again too sadly
embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection
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Second picture is so amazing. I love when a big ol fat ass just SITS
Scotty in Atlanta, she’s supa tickk.
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and that’s why you should go out with someone you actually feel something for
i think I'm speaking for everyone when I say first dates should end like this 😭
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I’m patient because I know my wife gon look like this
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immediately on my dick.
i love a girl that start being a girlfriend day one of us talking 😂
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mr.spenditonwhoimfucking
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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enough sadness i’ve got delusions to get back to
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Get the sHELL out my house please
Niggas will take you through hell and back, turn you into a shell of yourself and then get mad when you don’t let them fuck the shell.
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i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
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Women be wanting reassurance while doing shit that require an investigation.
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when u get caught out in public wit da swoop
young thug gotta be top 5 funniest rappers 😹😹😹
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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pizza party at my house at 7pm. BRING WEAPONS.
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It's so simple. She can just match his energy and take back everything she bought for him. Is that so hard?
A lady had issues with her boyfriend, and he sent people to her house to remove everything he had bought for her. She’s now advising women not to accept gifts from men but instead collect money from them and buy whatever they need.
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Get 5 Attachments next min they on her story 😒
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