I am not trying to be anyone's Prime Minister!

Queens, NY
Joined February 2008
I've been to Australia once, in 1998, and nothing that's happened there since is my fault. flic.kr/s/aHsk69iRWf
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I do not understand why the mayor and his allies are fighting so hard to get an illegal immigrant with a lengthy criminal record turned loose in New York City. Why do we want this guy here? Why are you for him?
This is the lie being circulated today. We care deeply about public safety for everybody, and for holding everyone who breaks the law accountable. But we hold agents of the government to the highest possible standard. They are acting in our name. With our resources. According to our policies. It is not ok when those agents fire seven bullets into a car with a five year old.
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For the record, if I am ever murdered by terrorists, please have a disproportionate response.
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Princeton was founded by Presbyterians in 1746, but nature is healing.
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In a decades long conflict in which one side murders concertgoers with a certain regularity, there is only one side musicians should be taking, and anything short of that is a moral failure.
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Peter From Queens, Not Queensland retweeted
If they alter the architect's plans *in any way* I am staying away from this grand opening.
Ayn Rand Center to be built in Austin. TX. Very cool! yahoo.com/news/us/articles/b…
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Peter From Queens, Not Queensland retweeted
I’m sick of anything related to “Palestine.” Sick of the people, the branding, the constant demand that the rest of us treat it as the center of the universe. The world is full of slaughter. Africa. Syria. Iran for nearly half a century. None of that gets this daily, wall-to-wall treatment. Somehow this one small conflict is supposed to override every other horror and make everyone rearrange their attention around it. Fuck that. It’s grotesque. The self-importance is disgusting. These people are disgusting.
BREAKING: A man ran onto the field during the Mets-Yankees game in New York City waving a Palestinian flag. He timed it at 9:11 PM on 9/11. The entire stadium responded with chants of “USA!”
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If you tried to write the darkest possible parody of this movement, I don’t think you could do much better than “it’s important to support child-stranglers of color”
Room full of women on the Oprah show starts cheering after a doctor says that black female child murderers need to be supported too, not just the white child murderers like Lindsay Clancy. "I want us to have the same passion for [female child murderers] who don't look like Lindsay." "There are women of color sitting around this country in prisons for [murdering their children]. I just wanna remind us to have the pink shirts and the energy for them as well." Totally insane.
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Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
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Priest's sermon yesterday mentioned correcting someone's misuse of less/fewer as an example of an unworhty and pendantic criticism of one's fellow man and I am now resisting the urge to convert to a more judgemental denomination.
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You've honestly got to hand it to the architects. Oh yeah we're the guys in charge of what the manmade physical environment looks like. BTW everything we like is horrible and we hate you.
Quick thread of buildings of university architecture departments. 🧵 Harvard 1/
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Peter From Queens, Not Queensland retweeted
There’s no reason to live anywhere but one of these three places: 1. Where your family lives 2. Where your spouse’s family lives 3. New York City
The only place in America I'd actually, proactively *like* to live is NYC, so everything from there is a form of compromise. Which does, indeed, make the exercise rather hard.
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Did you see the teacher's note on Seesaw? Check the Remind app. It's literally on PowerSchool. Photos are on Dakiki. Homework is in Canva. Do the i-Ready. The parents mentioned it on WhatsApp. It's in the GroupMe. It's on Bloomz. Check the Band app. Log their reading in Beanstack
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Let’s try this again. If you like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and are not presently married to me, please respond.
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Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons
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I love ice cold drinks so much. There is nothing on this earth that I love as much as ice cold drinks. I will never understand the depraved European perverts who do not like ice cold drinks.
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The mayor of New York is just straight up promoting antisemitic blood libel courtesy of Hamas propaganda from an official government social media account tonight. Less than a week after his administration tried to arrange a diplomatic meeting with the Iranian terror regime, which has repeatedly pledged to kill every Israeli and murder the President of the United States. And barely a day after confirming to the New York Times that he held an ICC ruling above American law and was trying to arrange the arrest of the Israeli prime minister in a direct challenge to American sovereignty. All while New York synagogues are now regularly under siege from mobs of his followers, and the DSA marches through the street with Hezbollah and Hamas flags. This is where we are in New York today. What is to be done?
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Every city at America has a small chunk of historic blocks that are treasured, popular and teeming with life. They look at those blocks and say “we can never do that again.”
Sometimes when I see a building I really like I’ll pull up current local code & confirm you can’t build the same building in that very same place today. It’s even more frustrating when it’s also landmarked. Too historically valuable to change or remove, but cannot be repeated.
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Peter From Queens, Not Queensland retweeted
europe doesn’t have AC because it’d force them to admit using celsius to describe indoor temperatures is an affront to God
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Peter From Queens, Not Queensland retweeted
Americans now that their country has been eliminated from the World Cup:
USA has been eliminated from the World Cup. They lost 4-1 to Belgium.
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