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Partner - Tenant Expansion Report | Questionable takes on sports and films | Humor dryer than…well it’s dry

Joined June 2011
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When you get an A+ on the group project while being a borderline detriment.
History! #Bucs QB Baker Mayfield today in a win vs. the Falcons: • 0/3 • 0 passing yards • 0 TDs • 0 INTs Tampa Bay is the first NFL team since 1974 to win a game without completing a pass.
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Leclerc is an idiot. That is all. Also Ferrari can’t manage their drivers. Maybe give Hoerner a call. At least he has balls. @ScuderiaFerrari @F1
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I’d release that if I was driving up the offers… Also, Schefter has lost credibility given the slew of nonsense news he’s released to drive betting markets for his platforms.
Schefter: Colts ownership doesn't want to trade Jonathan Taylor.
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The everything but(t) sex college football game was fantastic!! Notre Dame vs. BYU 🛌
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Hit the point where flights feel weird without Starlink. United needs to roll this out across all aircraft asap. Game changer.
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Bears defensive line belongs in the G League.
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Bears are borderline. 1. Loveland forgets how to stretch the ball out. 2. Odunze forgets how to catch 3. Coach refuses to kick a field goal because he can’t feel his team’s energy (aka they’re not locked in for a 4th down). Can’t understand this level of stupidity.
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Sam Roush is trash. Bonehead play after play.
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This was called pass interference on Nate Wiggins against CeeDee Lamb.
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BREAKING: Broncos to extend the referees to a 5-year, $1.1B contract ($730M guaranteed).
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Ravens almost were robbed and now the Rams are about to be robbed. NFL refs are atrocious.
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NFL takeaways Week 2 - Noon games: - Bears season is over - Aaron Rodgers is a podcaster - Packers coach will be fired - Saints / Panthers are good - seriously - CJ Stroud needs a hug - Trey Henderson should play more
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Is it just this year or are U.S. Open fans always this low brow? Constant reminders not to move out of their seats during points. Have to be told to quiet down repeatedly. Have to be told to turn off camera flash during a point. It’s embarrassing.
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Is there a survivor NFL contest this year in the CRE world? Feel like @Dirtdog did it last year…
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I have immediate thoughts for our platform. But this leads me down the path of junk vs. healthy expansion. There’s a video on In N Out which compares them to other expanding comparable concepts. Sales per store rank towards the top of the segment vs. competitors.
My major takeaway from @ICSC Florida last week. Out of the 30 or so retailers who walked the runway ... sharing their expansion plans- 90% were franchise driven. What is causing this? I think it's because of the trillions of dollars the Baby Boomer generation has to spend, along with their energy levels. They aren't ready to retire and play golf, they are looking for their next chapter. However they are all 1st timers. Many have been W2 earners for 40 years. It's incumbent upon Landlords to qualify significantly these "mom and pops" - just because the franchisor has sold a gazillion units doesn't mean this prospect will be successful. Be careful!
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Western Michigan got hosed. Wow.
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Absolute bullshit. Western Michigan won with no time left.
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We should really start incorporating a “Pick me” scale on here. 1-10. Tweet a bit, “pay attention to me”? Humble brag? I’m ugly, but I’m pretty? Inane obvious advice? I love hard work😤? That’s a 10 on the pick me scale. Be original & borderline unhinged. It’s better.
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This seems to be a direct shot at certain people in CRE @DanielHerrold @j_stewart @PaulMLeu
Being 6'4 is cool mainly because you're completely exempt from the gender war. You don't even need charisma you just stand around and everything falls in your lap I developed my personality the old fashioned way - unresolved childhood trauma xitter.gq/castiza/status/2092225…
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Healthcare prediction: 20 years from now, we’ll have 10 health systems controlling the market. Rationale: - Big groups are acquiring like crazy across the country (see Sutter, Intermountain, etc.) - Costs 📈= pull out the Walmart playbook (hint, scale + supply chain maxxing)
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