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what it do baby?

London, England
Joined May 2011
saw my first new york city rat, feeling blessed 🤍
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
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I can't never tell if this sport is just getting so predictable & boring or it's just me I keep zoning out in races cause nothing happens
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"can i hit my vape in your house" girl you can hit me in my house idc
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This was legit him going through the entire field all the way to the podium, after getting lapped in lap 3:
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absolutely no coincidence that F1’s two greatest drivers are on the front row at a proper drivers’ circuit we haven’t visited in almost a decade
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work stressing me so bad i’m drinking wine on a tuesday yikes
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dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack
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Dolly Parton’s death just reminded me of Stormzy’s thread about Jolene 😭
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random convo from a dinner party last night, but Birds In The Trap Sing Mcknight is better than Astroworld
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Gays complimenting each other:
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when you wash your hair and the all consuming evil leaves your body
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why isn’t 24 degrees hitting like it used to im cold 😭
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please no singing ‘it’s coming home’ today i fear it’s bad luck
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Accepting you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience
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omg i’ve come on holiday with my parents and they have absolutely no competency in the airport i am so overstimulated
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men do this really weird thing where they make women feel uncomfortable and unsafe and then play it off with ‘i’m just trying to get to know you’
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you’re asking a lone woman on the tube late at night a million and one personal questions like where i live (which everyone on the tube would then know if i answered) and get defensive when i’m telling you to leave me alone 😭
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anyway love and blessings to the girl who came and sat in front of me with her man to talk about my nails so i felt safe 🫶🏼 hope life is always good to you queen x
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Only TWO drivers have scored points at every round in 2026 so far! 🤯 Those are Lewis Hamilton and Pierre Gasly 👏 #F1
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