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the most unwashed washed speedrunner. im only here to follow sports https://xitter.gq/t.co/KbwUDKtszE

Joined August 2014
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Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading! #11am
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does anyone have any methods at all
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the love of your life is a canadian brunette with big brown eyes btw
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"can i hit my vape in your house" girl you can hit me in my house idc
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you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely
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Completely contradicts what Max Scherzer said in his postgame interview yesterday. I’m going to trust a three time Cy-Young winner over the president who got gas prices to match Michael Lorenzen’s 2026 ERA
Trump on Canada: "They have been one of the worst countries in the entire world"
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I have to go back to work tomorrow
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streets ain’t ready
FORTNITE x KINGDOM HEARTS KINGDOM KEY INFO ‼️🔥 - Will have Air Combos and Air Dashes - A NPC will sell it for 750 gold (probably Sora!) - Will be similar to the Typhoon Blade, but HOPEFULLY better (and less evil!!!) #Fortnite | info via: @Wensoing
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DO YOU THINK I WON'T?
whoever keeps tryna get into my twitter can get smoked im losin ts OVER MY DEAD BODY ‼️
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whoever keeps tryna get into my twitter can get smoked im losin ts OVER MY DEAD BODY ‼️
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Replying to @swiftsrl @elonmusk
This guy can’t cool for shit 😂😂😭😭
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yo @elonmusk what are u doing in star wars episode I racer 😭😭😭😭 u bum 😭😭😭😭😭
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NEW PERSONALITY UNLOCKED 🔓 THE TORONTO MARLIES ARE YOUR 2026 CALDER CUP CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆
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why was cloud trynna intimidate sora so hard in kh1 hes like 8
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
🤖 Made with AI
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kingdom hearts fans don’t play
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been sayin this for a while lmao, i've never been diagnosed for whatever tf is wrong with me but i have a general idea and have been just kinda taking guesses on how to deal with it and lwk doing a pretty good job!!
raw dogging life undiagnosed
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It's always "you're autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about Kingdom Hearts"
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