London restaurant reviews to help you avoid needless gout & wasted money. Once tweeted about Scooby Doo... which got way out of hand.

London, UK
Joined January 2011
The best and worst takeaway Cantonese roasts in London. 🦆55 portions of roast duck 🐷47 of char siu 🐖49 of crispy roast pork 🐔39 of chicken 🥡From 43 eateries If anyone needs me, I'll be having a lie down. pickyglutton.com/2025/01/27/…
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Hon’s BBQ honours Texan-style barbecue while also putting its own Chinese-style twists on smoked meats. Here’s how: pickyglutton.com/2026/09/28/…
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Qatar Airways financially benefitted from my stroke, then ignored me for eight months until I threatened to sue them. Here’s what happened, how I did it and how you can too: pickyglutton.com/2026/09/16/…
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Singburi used to be the best Thai restaurant in London, but things have changed. My belated review of the new Singburi in Shoreditch: pickyglutton.com/2026/08/24/…
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Hausu shows some real skill with meat and fish, one of this Peckham’s restaurant many charms: pickyglutton.com/2026/07/06/…
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Hausu isn’t the untrammelled blockbuster that I hoped it would be, but there’s still plenty of joy to be had at this cosy, eclectic restaurant: pickyglutton.com/2026/07/06/…
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The heaving bounty of the Mixed Platter at Bronek’s gets all the attention, but that’s just the beginning of Bronek’s charms, not the end. #fishfriday pickyglutton.com/2026/06/08/…
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Seafood and wacky decor get you in the door, but it’s the people watching that makes you come back to Bronek’s Fish Restaurant: pickyglutton.com/2026/06/08/…
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The Speedboat Bar in Notting Hill has some fun takes on fast food, from instant noodles to McDonald’s-style pies. This definitely isn’t your average Thai restaurant: pickyglutton.com/2026/03/23/…
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The Speedboat Bar in Notting Hill isn’t a green curry/red curry kind of Thai restaurant and it’s all the better for it: pickyglutton.com/2026/03/23/…
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Even though akara is the namesake dish of West African restaurant Akara, the fish dishes are the real catch at this Borough Market powerhouse: pickyglutton.com/2026/02/02/…
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This pan-West African restaurant is a jack of all trades and master of fun. My review of Akara: pickyglutton.com/2026/02/02/…
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London’s wild west, Chiswick, finally has its own barbecue restaurant. My review of L’il Nashville: pickyglutton.com/2026/01/05/…
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Let’s face it: Wagamama is shit and it probably won’t ever get any better. Once you’re ready to graduate from its clammy embrace, Sambal Shiok will be waiting: pickyglutton.com/2025/10/20/…
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It’s the small-menu laksa specialist that has something for everyone. My review of Sambal Shiok: pickyglutton.com/2025/10/20/…
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It’d be tempting to stick to Camille’s versions of classic French dishes, from pate en croute to confit duck. But then you’d miss out on their notable skill with gamier meats, such as mutton and venison: pickyglutton.com/2025/09/22/…
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Don’t think of Camille as a French(ish) restaurant. Think of it as a restaurant with a remarkable panache for fish dishes: pickyglutton.com/2025/09/22/…
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Something has gone terribly wrong when a French restaurant can’t knock out a consistently decent spread of desserts. My review of Café François: pickyglutton.com/2025/09/01/…
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When is a French brasserie not really that French? When it’s Café François: pickyglutton.com/2025/09/01/…
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A fellow nerd over on Mastodon described my review of Mayfair’s Fonda as ‘beautifully written… that at times shades into delightful bitchiness’. Agree or disagree? Read, then decide for yourself: pickyglutton.com/2025/08/11/… #TacoTuesday
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