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He/Him β€’ Alfredo based life-form β€’ Real Time Cinematics at Blizzard Entertainment β€’ Tweets about Frasier do not reflect my employer β€’ Big Frasier Fan

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2010
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It’s Mike’s Way or the hard way
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At Disneyland for @MiamiDolphins opening day! Not watching the game until we are home. No spoilers! But I have a good feeling about this season πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ¬
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thank you to our lovely waitress for giving me a half yard of water so a straight edge guy can feel included
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Chex mix for dinner.
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Watching Lost for the first time. Hurley was just in a tv ad on a Korean tv. Anyone got a link to some forums from 2004 where I can catch what the discourse was like then?
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I like how Ina kisses her guests on the lips sometimes
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*to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart* homer maggie lisa bart
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Beautiful evening. At @TheGroveLA preordering the new Pynchon
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Pusha T taught me what Ibiza is
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I’m out with my girl for friyay happy hour watching summer league basketball. Life is good.
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sex and the ancient roman city charlotte: i hope he doesn't get another slave girl samantha: i need to scrape that sweat off the gladiator myself miranda: i mean, i know he goes to the bathhouse a lot, but is it really any of my business? carrie: biggus is leaving
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The smell of the city walk Panda Express is really good
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I wonder if James Corden reflects on the fact that he is no longer on the top.
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Stick, on Apple TV+, sucks ass
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I will be occasionally tweeting negatively about Apple TV+ latest production, Stick, staring Owen Wilson. I intend no disrespect to anyone who worked on the production.
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NATO is to the U.S. what the Minions are to Gru
The head of NATO said that the US's military strikes against Iran - which even the US doesn't claim were in self-defense - were NOT a violation of international law. It's as if NATO wants to prove every Russian talking point against the military alliance true...
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