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one thing about me is i have never been normal a day in my life (she/her)

percy jackson fans intl.
Joined October 2022
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this might sound ridiculous but the 2023 commercialization of snoopy has really skewed the essence of his character. im seeing multiple tweets saying snoopy wouldn’t be on the naughty list😭😭 pls he’s bad as FUCK.
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$156/yr bro YES I would pay more tbh!!!
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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margaret 🪐 retweeted
Another entry in the "there are only like five real cities in the country" files
A chart showing the types of housing Americans live in across major cities.
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This app was so funny on tuesday i’m really gonna have to take off work for the big one
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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how it feels liking people’s instagram stories even when they don’t like mine
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Pay attention to ZOE!
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stumbling upon an account dedicated to mischaracterizing your favorite character
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what do you consider morally acceptable: 🟩 abortion 🟩 euthanasia 🟩 homosexuality 🟩 gender transition 🟥 Real MadridCF 🟩 divorce 🟩 contraceptives 🟩 premarital sex 🟩 polyamory
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do they really get this big??? im shaking
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tony hale on veep was doing physical comedy at a level we havent seen since like. i love lucy
everybody posting their favorite veep scenes but i have yet to see anyone share this all-timer
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why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
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this is killing me. old jewish people are so funny. and of course hes based asf
Fast forward to like 1:08 and crack a cold one
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a classic in my household
pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é - hiiii - bet you are
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He's like the lorax who speaks for the trees but for percy
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It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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“So the Senate is either gonna be 55-45 or 56-44, we’re still waiting on one race” “Oh hell. Dems losing Michigan and Georgia is bad enough, what happened in Minnesota that it hasn’t been called?”
Imagine talking to someone in November 2024. "Yeah, the Democrats ended up flipping 9 seats." "That's a pretty thin majority, but I guess 224 seats in the House isn't that bad." "The House?"
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Lmao
Universe where there’s a dem polling error & Schumer has to manage a 56 seat majority of trump double digit seats
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