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Hector

@planperfecto

fate loves irony.

 Texas, USA
Joined June 2009
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My cat hates the vacuum cleaner. I plugged it in to charge and came back to find him taking his revenge.
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The cat pretending to be a stuffed toy so the baby won't bother him 😂😂
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He’s being taken to the vet like some poor medieval prisoner 😭😂
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straight from the source
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Alyona
@askayaJun 25
Oof Would you camp in this?
Image from Alyona (@askaya)
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I adopted a black kitten this morning, he hasn't stopped doing this all day
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My boyfriend came over to see my new kittens and this happened 😻🥹
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Roro ☃
@RoRoFliJun 6
When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”
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Ucok
@UcokkucokkMay 27
You can't open a package of anything when you have a dog 🤣
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"So God created man in his own image"
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Came for a coffee. Found a son
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music just sounds better slowed w reverb
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When grandpa unleashes his signature move: picking up a cat
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Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!
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I love this cat 😍
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Mel Gibson speaks about the loss of his Malibu home in the devastating 2025 Palisades Fire: “God gives, God takes. We come in with nothing. We go out with nothing. Seek first the kingdom of God - you’ll always be okay.”
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He’s being taken to the vet like some poor medieval prisoner 😭😂 IG📹 : ryoutasiotuki
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Image from DROSS (@eldiariodedross)
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“But you said you don’t have any money for my treats 😾😾😾” 😂😂
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