log of my parasocial relationship for my therapist

(she/her) 🇦🇺🇬🇧
Joined September 2020
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit
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the life I imagined for my 20’s
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can confirm this plus 44 world merch drop was worth it
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Tried wearing a hat today, but everyone saw through the charade and noticed i‘m not a hat guy. Children pointed and laughed, the bold among them even threw rocks at me.
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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Oui oui, im having a panique attacque
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I’m sorry when did we start playing the olympics of being the best fan ever? I’m tired.
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Non Australian oomfs take notes
Best Cunts To Worst Cunts: Sick Cunt Funny Cunt Good Cunt Mad Cunt Loose Cunt Cooked Cunt Weird Cunt Suss Cunt Dumb Cunt Fucked Cunt Dodgy Cunt Shit Cunt Dog Cunt
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my body has enough fat stored to survive a fucking famine but the second i skip lunch my stomach starts acting like we’re in a humanitarian crisis. BRO USE THE RESERVES 😭
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@@@ god when is it my turn
Just my man and i (who i first met at singapore grand prix 2022) rocking our plus44
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2022 Singapore GP: sweaty edition
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Me and @99thcent at every grand prix
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@LewisHamilton are you allergic to divas?
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Ari retweeted
birisi bana önemli bir şey anlatıyordur ama ben döner koltukta oturuyorum
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yarın kendime biraz daha nazik davranmaya karar verdim
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he’s dressing like my ex with the fuck ass berets 😭
Lewis Hamilton attended Almave event from today
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still me except it took me 24 hours and relooked at my cart a billion times SMH
my bank account watching me buy every piece of plus 44 merch in two seconds
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STOPPPP 😭
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