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David

@poisonctrI

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Joined December 2012
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u ever see an old decrepit bastard and instead of feeling bad, you only think man that mf is disgustingly rich
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Never deleting this app
Marvo Sneh (@marvo_sneh_) profile pictureMarvo Sneh
@marvo_sneh_Oct 20
When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭
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oh hell nah this app playing w me
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not my parents mentioning AI assistance when i say im considering a masters degree smh. they dont even know what netflix is
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bump
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I don’t speak to anyone so any time I get a text notification I assume it’s bad news.
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Quan@quanfrrAug 18
aye don’t come around me wearing them 5 finger shoes shawty
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gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good
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cigars might be in the top 10 worst smells
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old ppl get they ass up and head to the store early asf in the morning
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cashier at the mexican grocery called me papi today, does that mean she want me man
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some people be using ’lol’ in every text, like whats so funny
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funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇 (@dicesweetlifee) profile picture丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇
@dicesweetlifeeJun 3
I love the unique, vibrant way Black people communicate.
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I love the unique, vibrant way Black people communicate.
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaJun 3
Oh that sausage dog was trash lmao….he wanted that camera out his face 😆
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is this thing on
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you are too far gone if you are scrolling your phone in the shower lol
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dookie@babadoookieJan 20
Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”
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Nothing worse than when a girl has a stupid ass dog
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