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i don't sell candles or vibrators, but i do sell little pictures of anything you may want a picture of
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cisgender nonbinary is when everyone assumes you’re in the correct bathroom. Transgender nonbinary is when everyone thinks you’re in the wrong one
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Looking forward to when the White House stops posting like it's Nazi Joss Whedon
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i know we’re all having fun and not to be the friend that’s too woke but all the jokes about enforcing blue hair and new pronouns etc are hitting a little off when like 4 states just passed bills that are gonna make life for trans kids even worse for no reason. and by big margins
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i like how much of the meta for political fundraising emails in the 21st century has been firmly established on all sides of the aisle as "bpd crashout"
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This Cat Who Invented Photoshop Hates Christian Youth Donut Shop Theme Music Band Less Than Jake patreon.com/achewood
the internet told me this dish would take 16-18 minutes, but we're 50 minutes in and the main protein is still at 130 degrees. mid-bake sauce burnt to hell. rice and vegetables long since cold. why do i still trust recipes for anything ever
does anyone know that one comic about a puppy wiggling through bad geometry in someone's apartment and almost noclipping into the skybox
seared chard and asparagus with sun dried tomatoes and the olive oil they've been infusing, asian catfish fillets with green onions out of the backyard, and the last of my quinoa. everybody say I LOVE YOU FOOD BANK
said it before but there's no sound more gratifying than forks clinking on a plate followed by "oh my fuhibg gobd" [clinking faster]
nervous because the head chef left us a recipe for a sauce for his big holiday special tomorrow, and we made it exactly as described, and it sucked complete insane fucking sloppy brown ass, so i spent half an hour zhoozhing it up and now it... only kind of sniffs clean butt
if i just left it as bad as it was, we'd have horrified customers, but i'd be able to say "i just did exactly what you told me to do, man." but it still kinda sucks AND he'll be able to tell it's not his recipe, so now i'm double responsible for sending it!
ziggy kept unsuccessfully begging for a third dinner, and when i started making myself burgers he got so upset he finally gave up and hid in the bathroom to sulk
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I kinda don't have time for this right now
