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ivs⋆

@pretendspouse

femme oracle letting the light leak

 she | 22 | ⚢ | co
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Joined January 2016
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Jonah.@kawaiifishtrade9h
Requesting any private account that follows me.
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⟢ ⟣@vamptact15h
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apparently you can link a screenshot tweet screenshot by link it screenshot and then tweet it yeah it’s for you dawg 😂
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angel@angelmoding12h
Your 20’s are NOT for finding “the one” and starting a family. Your 20’s are for substance abuse and buying secondhand designer
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I hate to say but it would work
sun bleached flies (@princetongiirl5) profile picturesun bleached flies@princetongiirl520h
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Genuinely how it feels to be an early riser who is whimsical when u got a roommate who wants everything to die
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minion rush is based on subway surfers. which is based on temple run. which is based on lived female experiences and womens stories
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I Looked Non Binary Af Last Night. I Was Scared! I Couldnt Change It. 😭
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fanta@buaalicious4h
Yaar ye urdu bazaar to bohut liberal ho gya he
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۟@biondcdNov 13
my whole tl is finally about a lesbian show instead of mlm slop
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I am a patient boy ..... I wait I wait I wait #Fugazi
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(Throwing up white foam) My foam !
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Nobody loves slut shaming more than a masc lesbian
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🍥@b1rdflyy22h
self reminders
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All sex with me is a threesome because of the Entity
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Liste@endlisteNov 13
(hearing a loud truck outside) they must be towing my shit. My shit is probably getting towed right now. (pain in my neck) I'm getting killed for being gay. (hungry) I'm fat. (thinking about sex) don't want that
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Last night was genuinely a threat
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YES I will text my ex YES I will text my ex-friends NO I will not feel any shame and YES I do it for fun to Feel Fear
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