I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.
Joined November 2016
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"What about this?... Does it spark joy?"
Me: "It's a production server, we need it."
"Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"
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Sometimes you just need a little Singapore Noodle in your life.
This platform sucks.
Love ramen.
Love spice
Love each other.
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Saw @aboveandbeyond in Sydney this evening. Haven't danced properly like that in at least 3yrs.
Sweaty, exhausted, and totally replenished. Like all the stress of work and life magically gone.
Shout out to my random dance buddy. See you at the next one!!
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When Wednesday nights are like Saturday night vibes. 💜
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The LLMs coming out of USA right now are completely unhinged. Google, Bing, etc. The current wars are heavily affecting bias. And that's a major fucking problem.
Let's not buy AI from countries that go to war.
Straight up. Fuck that.
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Chicky Cherry Cola.
(Savage Garden - I Want You)
open.spotify.com/track/3XorC…
youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU?si=7aN4…
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Riddle me this, @UberEats , how does a venue 4.4kkm away (a significant distance when in a city centre) deliver in 6mins?
How fast can you cook?
How fast can you cycle?
Or legally drive for that matter?
Stop teasing me with your lies.
ALT Screenshot of the Uber Eats app . Thai Bites 0.9km 7mins, 4.7 stars 5000+ reviews Next restaurant... 4.4km away 6+min delivery. 4.5 stars 3000+ reviews
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Sometimes a handwritten note at the end of a long day is all you need.
Thanks @sheetsociety
ALT Unpacked a big cardboard box of linen and found a note reading, "Hello Jessica, Thanks so much! Sweet Dreams"
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This is the time of year when I lose items, like my phone, vape, keys...
They're in my hoodie pouch.
SPRING IS HERE!!!
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It looks like a primitive growth projection chart. Only mirrored.
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Remind me again why Twitter bots were cancelled?
I appreciate the DM filters. But it seems like bots are alive and well.
I miss the posts from bots that regular neds set up to broadcast entertainment.
DMs on twitter are weird.
ALT Screenshot of Message Requests. Persistent bot activity with Account + Password
ALT Additional Messages (this is the uncharted dangerous territory) Several bots promoting porn. Multiple DMs quoting "Real life dating with strange girls nearby" I must not engage.
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