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@printfJess

I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.

Joined November 2016
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Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

ALT Selfie of me holding up a glass of pelin spritz

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Are they, really? youtu.be/afam2nIae4o?si=l4zf…
The Who - The Kids Are Alright

The Who - The Kids Are Alright

The Who - The Kids Are AlrightExplore more music from The Who: ht...

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Chicky Cherry Cola. (Savage Garden - I Want You) open.spotify.com/track/3XorC… youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU?si=7aN4…
I Want You

I Want You

Savage Garden · Savage Garden · Song · 1997

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Riddle me this, @UberEats , how does a venue 4.4kkm away (a significant distance when in a city centre) deliver in 6mins? How fast can you cook? How fast can you cycle? Or legally drive for that matter? Stop teasing me with your lies.
Screenshot of the Uber Eats app . Thai Bites 0.9km 7mins, 4.7 stars 5000+ reviews Next restaurant... 4.4km away 6+min delivery. 4.5 stars 3000+ reviews

ALT Screenshot of the Uber Eats app . Thai Bites 0.9km 7mins, 4.7 stars 5000+ reviews Next restaurant... 4.4km away 6+min delivery. 4.5 stars 3000+ reviews

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Sometimes a handwritten note at the end of a long day is all you need. Thanks @sheetsociety
Unpacked a big cardboard box of linen and found a note reading, "Hello Jessica, Thanks so much! Sweet Dreams"

ALT Unpacked a big cardboard box of linen and found a note reading, "Hello Jessica, Thanks so much! Sweet Dreams"

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Remind me again why Twitter bots were cancelled? I appreciate the DM filters. But it seems like bots are alive and well. I miss the posts from bots that regular neds set up to broadcast entertainment. DMs on twitter are weird.
Screenshot of Message Requests. Persistent bot activity with Account + Password

ALT Screenshot of Message Requests. Persistent bot activity with Account + Password

Additional Messages (this is the uncharted dangerous territory) Several bots promoting porn. Multiple DMs quoting "Real life dating with strange girls nearby" I must not engage.

ALT Additional Messages (this is the uncharted dangerous territory) Several bots promoting porn. Multiple DMs quoting "Real life dating with strange girls nearby" I must not engage.

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Very hungover. Need TP. Sky so bright. Epic night.
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Excited to see these guys tonight. The music video is from 1997. Still punk. Still relevant. youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?si=TZwT…
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Indomie is the best. I still buy them for snacks. Flavour takes me back to my youthful years.
Pack of indomie mi goreng instant noodles.

ALT Pack of indomie mi goreng instant noodles.

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Replying to @vortexau
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Saw the Corpse Flower. 2hr line. Last time this thing flowered was 15yrs ago so kinda worth the wait.
Photo of a corpse flower, wilting on day 2 of the 48hr bloom. Looks more like a corn husk than a traditional flower.

ALT Photo of a corpse flower, wilting on day 2 of the 48hr bloom. Looks more like a corn husk than a traditional flower.

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Oh wait.... Will this work?
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It's time.
Image from J͓̽e͓̽s͓̽s͓̽ 🌈 (@printfJess)
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✋STOP DOOM SCROLLING✋ Take a moment. Remember when the internet was good. JennaMarbles making a soap bed for her dog is the relief you need. youtu.be/t3it6WSL15A?si=0Uj6…
Making My Dog A Bed Out Of Soap

Making My Dog A Bed Out Of Soap

Please subscribe to my channel and my vlog channel! I make new vid...

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I don't want to Monday anymore.
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Just got complimented on my shirt. Partway through saying thanks I don't normally wear... I realised Mid-sentence I put laundry on this morning and never moved it to the dryer.
Selfie of me looking pensive in a very colourful shirt

ALT Selfie of me looking pensive in a very colourful shirt

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Replying to @ROCPhotography
But why???
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