The US landing on Mars in the middle of the Olympics is like a person interrupting you mid sentence #notchic #OlympicGames
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I LOVE #London, but #NewYorkCity men are the best! I've found A LOT of London guys to be very snooty and holier-than-thou. So off-putting!
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Flying home at the end of a relaxing summer vacay in Europe is the worst kind of #firstworldproblem and #urbaniteproblem
My boss told me it wasn't okay to take a siesta, I told her it wasn't okay to talk to me while I am sleeping. #rude
Thank god we are not celebrating Easter in Egypt this year, I've always said pastels are not in my color palette. #noonegetsme
After I watched the Hunger Games I realized I have never been to the Capitol .. Cant wait to plan this trip! #adventure #luxury
You don't take cards? I was under the impression my Black AMEX was universal! #onlyinegypt #denialnile #sucks
“@BowDownToTheBow: The next three hours on this plane are going to be fabulous, considering I burned my backside today👍🔥✈ #problemsabroad
He asked for a glass of the cheapest GLASS of champagne. Um, not okay and I buy by the bottle.
#amateur”
I thought taking "Ryanair" meant we were flying on your friend Ryan's plane this weekend.. #confused #realitycheck