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ash - 21 - they/she - dms always open :) - i don't actually live in iowa

heaven, iowa
Joined December 2019
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this also applies to me
Just a note. All my posts are written by me. No one ever writes in my name - that's always been a point of principle for me. On rare occasions if I'm on air, one of my team will post but then it'll be overt eg signed 'MSE Helen' at the end. So if there are typos or spelling mistakes they are mine. They happen frankly because I'm always rushed, but want to try and put info out. I'm often doing it on my phone while going from one place to another, or even while broadcasting in a studio. My call is to get the info out and hope people can cope with the odd bit of imperfection. Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it. I prefer to 'keep it real' as the kids say, than to change.
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digital ashley in a digital urnley retweeted
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Putin has not opened the “oldest vault” or any vault for that matter. No Russian media or Russian state media has made this claim. This is a TikTok, YouTube and bitchute conspiracy with no reliable facts or evidence. Search Russian news: yandex.com/search/?text=p…
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when I was 11 I tried to kill myself over warioware
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Girl who is off her tits on tea and biccies: yeah I think gromit would be a great doctor who showrunner
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they’re putting H2O in the water to turn you regular
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My mind being filled with negative thoughts at 1am but then the Sonic "Don't trust how you feel about your life past 9pm" image flashes in my head and I realize I'm fine actually:
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Hearing someone is on chemo for cancer kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
Hearing someone is on antidepressants for depression kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
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talked to my therapist about house md today #winning
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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yesterday's albums x
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as an adult, it is very important that you listen to Viva La Vida very loudly every so often
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(flirting with a magician) so. is there a mister direction?
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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Go outside. there’s ai posters and graphics. Talk to someone. They talk about how much they love ai like it’s a friend. Go to job. You have to use ai or you’re fired. Go to park. New data centre being built there.
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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said something funny in casual conversation this week and a someone said "that's so funny i'm gonna tweet that" and as of now that tweet has 13.5k likes so that's cool i guess
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