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deeply broken person moment: believing that I'm somehow listening to music 'wrong'
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important to note that I'm not doing this to visibly impress anyone, it's more 'what if i crash my car and the EMT sees that I'm listening to this and doesn't give me CPR because he correctly assumes I only have a surface level understanding of the genre'
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basically i am doing this in my head every time i interact with any art ever
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(ice-t on law and order voice) it's called friendslop. it's like gmod but you have to pay eight dollars for it
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this is a global tragedy
I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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quality of the game aside naming your King's Field successor 'Queen's Domain' is an extremely funny move. naming my stardew valley clone Moonwet Canyon
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worst part of mad men was when they decided everyone should have powers. i don't think it was super important to peggy's character that she be able to shoot beams of light from her hands
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not good enough. make it unreasonable.
Nintendo President: "We don't plan to raise prices for the Switch 2 because we have enough memory chips." "Prices will stay put so people can afford it and play."
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the 'big bird was supposed to be on Challenger' urban legend is fun to think about but the actual reality of the Teacher in Space program is already extremely funny
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my dad's most vivid memory of elementary school is being herded into the auditorium so they could watch the space shuttle get blown up
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you could probably draw a pretty convincing line from 'hundreds of thousands of school children watch the Challenger disaster live' to 'most Americans have a medieval peasant understanding of science'
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Ningbo
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can you push this back to like the 15th or 16th? the slay the spire 2 update comes out the 12th and i want some time with it before I die in nuclear hellfire
BREAKING: Iraq has activated nuclear emergency response plans and border radiation monitoring systems along its border with Iran ahead of possible US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, per Shafaq, citing a statement from Iraq's nuclear regulator. It comes as Iraq has restricted its airspace for expected combat operations from November 7 to 11.
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(americans) VOTE! (everyone) ok (translated japanese tweet) To think that a cute, modest girl at a handjob parlor would shower me with kisses... For a middle-aged, single man like me, isn’t this too erotic…?!
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Kansas Republicans realizing their entire state is a rounding error compared to the KC metro:
This is exactly why we need a state level electoral college system. No more having a couple largely populated areas overrun small communities with zero voice. The issues we faced when creating the Const with states disparities, we are now seeing internally at a state level.
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if they were real about this shit they’d ditch the lore of the game and just make a semi-grounded film based in reality with a marty supreme type main character who grinds pro tours and acts like an insane arrogant charismatic asshole. whatever though i hope i see some eldrazi
Maya Hawke has been cast in the live-action ‘MAGIC: THE GATHERING’ movie. Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’) is set to direct. (Source: Deadline)
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the world just looked like that in 2004
A lot of Valve's 2000's games have what I consider "tasteful realism" where you can tell it's supposed to capture a lot of detail and phenomena but it's all done with grace and style and has aged next to nothing after 2 decades
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electing a bunch of republican-type DINOs in the name of 'appealing to the working class' - you just created 15 John Fettermans
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alan wake the kind of guy to go 'umm... so that just happened' when zany events occur
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