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With all the shenanigans at #NUFC going on right now, I thought itās time to get the badge on my back covered up. Howay The Mags!
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Max Dowman: some thoughts. A little bit of understanding and support would not go amiss for a targeted teenager who wants to play the game the right way, who doesnāt roll around on the ground when struck by a bad challenge, and he gets hit by a few. Officials take note. Coaches take note. Thereās a balance with young talents of toughening them up physically and mentally while protecting them. There's a balance between admonishment for a mistake and encouragement to learn.
Everyone wants to see Dowman fulfil his huge potential and develop into a major player for Arsenal and, eventually, England. Dowman is a special young talent, still only 16, still with the ink drying on his GCSE papers. He's still a kid, still learning. There have been (premature) calls for Dowman to be fast-tracked into England Under-21s, even the seniors. A month ago Thomas Tuchel and Lee Carsley conferred on Dowman and sensibly agreed his development would best be served by games with the Under-19s. āMax is always in the conversation because of his talent,ā Carsley said.
That talent has seen Dowman become the Premier Leagueās youngest ever goalscorer, become the youngest player in the Champions League, and also get targeted. He gets a kicking, nine times in an Under-19s international against Spain last year. On returning to Arsenal, Dowman was encouraged by his manager Mikel Arteta to learn from Bukayo Saka about the art of dealing with such aggression. It was all about avoiding contact and āto learn when to release the ballā. Arteta also praised Dowmanās āfootball IQā with the āsuper smartā way he makes decisions, praise indeed. Itās impressive in one so young.
His two red cards this month, one for England Under-19s against the USA behind closed doors in Marbella and now for Arsenal against Fleetwood Town, need placing in context. Trend or blip? Dowman, who usually has a composed temperament, suffered a number of robust challenges from the USA when he snapped and put in a strong challenge of his own. Some of those present in the game felt it was only a yellow. Dowman's not a petulant player, but his frustration spilled over at the aggression put in on him.
Similar to last night. There were some robust League Two challenges going in from Fleetwood players on the English champions' winger, testing his temperament, and after 85 minutes he reacted. The focus was on his silly kick out towards Harrison Neal, a soft red but still a red under the Laws, when the focus should also have been on Nealās challenge which could have injured Dowman. No card was issued against Neal.
Michael Salisbury is an experienced referee, 16 years on the list, including now five years in the Premier League. Like all officials, Salisbury has a duty of care to all players to ensure they are not put at risk by bad challenges. Neal got the ball but the force and pace of his follow-through endangered Dowman, whose standing foot was momentarily trapped. Dowman, any player, deserved some protection from challenges like that.
He also deserved some compassion from Arteta. Itās one thing having strong words in passing if a senior player was trooping off, red-carded, down the tunnel. But Dowman is 16, probably still fuming with the tackle on him, and frustration at dismissal and inevitable feeling of letting the team down. Dowman didnāt need the most important person in his professional life, Arteta, to compound his misery with a frosty few words as he headed towards the tunnel. He's 16. He wasn't being petulant. He was reacting to a bad challenge.
Maybe Arteta was trying to make the point again about Dowman having to withstand such tackles, and not reacting. Arteta told reporters after the game that he had spoken pre-match to Dowman and the other players of the need for emotional control in such an intense occasion.
Fair enough, Dowman will learn. Whatever Arteta's frustration, it felt harsh and small-minded by such a successful, established manager. Officials take note too. Itās worth recalling that Artetaās club contacted the authorities when they felt Saka was being targeted with bad challenges. Talents - all players - deserve protection. #AFC
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Some thoughts on the mess at Manchester United, including the crisis of leadership throughout. The only blameless people are the fans. #MUFC
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ā¤ļøā𩹠Bruno GuimarĆ£es: āI never felt so loved like the way I was at Newcastle. I hope I can have the same love here at Arsenalā.
āI had so many sleepless nights⦠it was not easy at all for me to leave Newcastle, the connection there was specialā.
āI will always be gratefulā, says Bruno ā via @sr_collings.
Just catching up with this evenings results, and have to chuckle that fans of the biggest club in the werld were saying we were embarrassing England in the champions League last year. #Chuckle
MNF is such a quality programme on @SkySports . Loved @DavidJonesSky and @Carra23 analysis of Brentford-Liverpool and the Florian Wirtz chances created statistic
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If you are on £25,000 salary per year, £700 of your taxes goes to the NHS annually
If you are earning £40,000 £1,650 of your taxes goes to the NHS annually
If you are earning £75,000 £4,500 goes to the NHS annually
Private healthcare would be far cheaper for ALL of us.
Imagine not seeing a doctor this year but youāve paid over Ā£2,000 towards the NHSā¦. Imagine not getting a doctorās appointment yet you are paying thousands of your taxes into a service which canāt see you.
I think we should scrap the NHS and create a much smaller organisation which ONLY assists
š¹Those above 60
š¹New Mothers
š¹children up to 18
š¹Long term disabled
Everyone else can pay for private healthcare
Premium private healthcare is cheaper.
Those who are on low income can pay a discounted private healthcare which will still be cheaper than what we are throwing at the NHS.
Stop worshiping the NHS which is a black hole of wastage.
šØš ššš¢š„ šš„ššššš”š: Top European clubs are set to file a petition to UEFA regarding PSG, the club rest their best players in league matches and uses them in champions league to give them double advantage, top clubs in Europe sees it as cheating.
Man City, Madrid, Arsenal Barcelona, Manchester united, Napoli and Bayern Munich are amongst the club that support this motion.
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