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Medically unsophisticated.

Elk Grove, CA
Joined September 2007
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Congratulations to Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, & Ian Stokell of All Quiet on the Western Front on winning Best Adapted Screenplay at the #EEBAFTAs! ⚔️
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Paul Telford retweeted
happy birthday nicolas cage 🤍
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The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Zardoz takes place in 2293. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz
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February is the worst month of the year and this man is wonderful xitter.gq/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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ban the books NOW
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Coming back home for some unfinished business. Alexa, play “Going Back to Cali” by The Notorious B.I.G! See you soon Sacramento
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Happy Rex Manning Day! May your autograph line be long, may your hair cut be perfect, and may you tell your true love your feelings by 1:37pm.
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Paul Telford retweeted
NEW: CA has partnered with @Google and @Apple to launch a #COVID19 exposure notification app, CA Notify. Starting Thursday, you can opt in to get push notifications on your phone if you have been exposed to COVID-19. This is 100% private & secure. More: covid19.ca.gov
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easily the best photoshop i've seen all week
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They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.
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.@realdonaldtrump please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood
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Resident Amanda S. would like to recognize Music Go Round - Elk Grove service and knowledgeable and friendly staff. Have a favorite business you’d like to support? Email a photo [email protected] and tell us why you’re a fan. We’ll feature new businesses monthly.
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The President of the United States asserts that he has no time for stupidity, objectively a lie.
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Paul Telford retweeted
ITS WORKING!! Crowdsourced 3D Printed Headbands for the @Prusa3D Face Shields PPE are coming in now! Keep em’ coming! 💗 THANKS ALL FOR STEPPING UP!! This matters! #OpShieldsUp @masksfordocs @SacHackerLab
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I see you shiver with antici ...
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advantages of a beard
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I love this Festivus display our great friends at Sony in Culver City have set up. What I love most about Festivus is the great speech we wrote for Jerry Stiller telling the story and they’ve done a beautiful job laying it out graphically.. instagram.com/p/BrvRiDMANMf/…
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#ENG go ahead by a goal in the last #WorldCup match of the day. Come by the Team Store and catch the rest of the match on your lunch break and enjoy free @papamurphys pizza!
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Also, Happy St. Valentines day. St.Valentine was clubbed to death and posthumously beheaded. We celebrate this event by buying chocolates and flowers in such volume that it has a marked impact on illegal human trafficking in the cocoa growing and flower picking industries.
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