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"And so my fellow bagholders: ask not what crypto can do for you, ask what you can do for crypto." - John F. Kennedy, inauguration address, January 1961

Drunk Uber ride home in celebration of the Blue Tsunami, we aren't done celebrating

Blue Tsunami Celebrations continue in Mamdanistan

Democrats have the opportunity to give Trump another embarrassing L by being the ones to authorize $5,000 to all Americans. Even better is that Republicans may have to publicly go against it. Hire me D.C.

Haley Stevens wrote this using AI again lol

Few know this but the Speaker of the House of Representatives does not need to be a member of congress. We could literally have @hasanthehun do the job

In #NYC we are making all transplants start paying jizya

Gorgeous New York Post cover, some say it is the best New York Post cover. They say, SIR this cover is great! It's HOT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Has anyone heard from Haley Stevens?

Congratulations New Mexico Governor Deb Haaland, your nephew Erling Haaland is beyond proud

Right now the joy that leftists and libs are feeling across the country is still but a fraction of what we felt in NYC/Mamdanistan this summer when the New York Knicks won the 2026 NBA Finals

We are confiscating Greg Abbotts wheelchair tomorrow

Habibi, why are you so mad?

HAHA Mike Lawler

Donald Trump just had a drink for the first time in decades and started beating Don Jr