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annoying (she/they)

Oslo, Norway
Joined March 2009
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i am: not a cop to these people ✅ dulcie ❌ a wife ❌ a friend ✅ an alto in the choir ✅
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pre take off announcement asked that people not film or photograph others without their permission i’ve never heard that before
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updated statement: arsenal is alessia russo, frida maanum, and a dream
as i’ve said before: arsenal is alessia russo and a dream
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anyway i’m at the airport and lezcon2026 was a lot of fun muna was maybe the gig of all time i love the alex and vic and emily so much and can’t wait to hang out with them again 🥹
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i will say….. i would’ve really liked to have seen winterbreak live
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also…. around u
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when you have a masc friend
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looking at their papa in the crowd
when you have a masc friend
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The Culaney kiss brought ao3 back online
sooooo John Mulaney and Jeremy Culhane just made out multiple times during this SNL sketch
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internet crapped out and frida scored lol
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woke up under my winter duvet with the radiator on full blast
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so high this just brought a tear to my eye i miss him
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minion rush is based on subway surfers. which is based on temple run. which is based on lived female experiences and womens stories
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changed my own headlights
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[jabba the hutt voice] ohohoh. ube gouda.
ube gouda is disgusting do not get it
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ao3 returned on a Sunday just like Jesus
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muna greatest band in the world
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The sun and the moon
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The first photo is AI-generated from a real photo of a white Samoyed dog behind the same gate. x.com/casseur2chiott… x.com/jozhleon/statu…
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we’re going to play board games and hang out with chili at sam’s house wish me luck
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i don’t go here but i don’t even like this face design she looks lobotomized
The lower lashes are practically nonexistent irl... the audacity 😭😭😭
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We can finally fit a photo from every year of Diana Taurasi’s WNBA career 👏 (h/t @PopBase)
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