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annoying (she/they)

Oslo, Norway
Joined March 2009
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updated statement: arsenal is alessia russo, frida maanum, and a dream
as i’ve said before: arsenal is alessia russo and a dream
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when you have a masc friend
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looking at their papa in the crowd
when you have a masc friend
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The Culaney kiss brought ao3 back online
sooooo John Mulaney and Jeremy Culhane just made out multiple times during this SNL sketch
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woke up under my winter duvet with the radiator on full blast
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so high this just brought a tear to my eye i miss him
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hovercunt ✨🐊✨ retweeted
minion rush is based on subway surfers. which is based on temple run. which is based on lived female experiences and womens stories
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changed my own headlights
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[jabba the hutt voice] ohohoh. ube gouda.
ube gouda is disgusting do not get it
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ao3 returned on a Sunday just like Jesus
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The sun and the moon
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The first photo is AI-generated from a real photo of a white Samoyed dog behind the same gate. x.com/casseur2chiott… x.com/jozhleon/statu…
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We can finally fit a photo from every year of Diana Taurasi’s WNBA career 👏 (h/t @PopBase)
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HAYLEY ARE YOU LISTENING
Hayley Williams on upcoming collaborations! "I've received some really interesting calls in the last month. I was isolated for a long time and didn't do that many collaborations. Something changed, and now I feel completely open."  📸: aleiaghh (IG)
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called daniel craig 'craig david' by mistake
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alessia
Arsenal Women’s last seven goals have all been scored by Alessia Russo
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just accidentally typed “biggest tsar” instead of “biggest star”
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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“it sounds so much like christmas wrapping by the waitresses” we should have 100 songs that sound like christmas wrapping by the waitresses. olivia is doing a public service if anything
take me home (4 christmas) is out now!!! Merry Christmas yall!!! 🎄🎅🏼❤️ OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/takemeh…
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cats are NOT missing out on lying
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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If I ever win the lottery there will be signs
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