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didn’t go to the bathroom to smoke with my friends cause I had to talk to a teacher and they all ended up getting caught
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Your parents won't see you grow old. Your partner never knew you as a child, and your children won't remember you young. You are the only person who witnesses every version of yourself. Take care of yourself, value yourself and love yourself. You are your lifelong companion.
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i can barely handle the attention on my birthday. imagine getting married.
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I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭
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If you grew up in a family that does lazy weekends, sleeps in, eats breakfast whenever, stays in pyjamas all day and does absolutely nothing, please don’t marry into a family that wakes up at 6AM to deep-clean the house and run errands before 8AM.
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Mfers be 35 years old, in debt, single. worrying about what to wear for halloween.
You’re already a clown.
