Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest.
Boulder, CO | Olympia, WA
Joined February 2009
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Closing? For a hurricane?! This CEO is a weak coward and wont be welcome through the gates of Valhallah. Pathetic.
Florida Agency CEO Vowed to Stay Open During Hurricane Ian Until Last Minute adweek.com/agencyspy/florida…
FDA to America: Don't cook "NyQuil chicken" or "sleepy chicken." It could kill you. trib.al/TTcYozT
(dressed like a southern fancy lad) lyduhs and gentlemen oh the jurrah I kindlah ask you this: Who couhlda perpetrated such uh malfeasance? Who could harbah such animus? Who... But W.B. Mason.
Absolutely sickening what happened in Martha's Vineyard. Complete disregard for these people's lives just to use them for a cheap political stunt.
Banana slugs have a lung hole on the side of their body that functions similar to a whale's blow hole and I think that's pretty neat.
AND ANOTHER THING! 'FLOUNDERS' AREN'T EVEN YELLOW! THEY HAVE BOTH EYES ON THE SAME SIDE OF THEIR HEAD AND THEIR ENGLISH IS QUITE POOR!! INCREDIBLE THAT THE LYING WOKE MEDIA WON'T TALK ABOUT THESE SCIENTIFIC INACCURACIES!
Daily Wire host says it is unscientific to cast a Black person as a mermaid: “From a scientific perspective, it doesn't make a lot of sense to have someone with darker skin who lives deep in the ocean”
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Our condolences, Rest In Peace Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II 🕊
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How would I describe Olympia, WA? The other day I saw multiple cars in a parking lot with this bumper sticker. Hope this helps.
Could you imagine in the 90s if your local Walmart sold nazi sympathizing CDs and when asked about it were like "Oh totally! We also hate it too! We're donating some of their money to holocaust awareness. Gotta keep selling it though. Don't want to make any moral judgements."
Cloudflare launched nearly twelve years ago. Over that time, our set of services has become much more complicated. With that complexity we have developed policies around how we handle abuse of different features Cloudflare provides cfl.re/3TtwgeK
If there were an Olympics for racism, upstate NY suburbs would be the sleeper candidate for most medals.
The wealthy white woman accused of throwing a racist Juneteenth party insists the event was meant to mock liberals, not Black people … but admitted to posting racist tweets under a Twitter parody account
nypost.com/2022/08/23/mary-n…
Oh my student loans? Still getting paid back. In full. With interest + tip. It's a little thing you wouldn't understand called: sigma grindset. Hustling is a lifestyle and I live it. That's the difference between you and me. 💪
Matt Gordon retweeted
Made a playlist for your weekend hike
ALT A screenshot of an empty Spotify playlist titled “Songs people on the trail want to hear from your Bluetooth speaker.” In the space where music usually populates is a sentence: “There doesn’t seem to be anything here.
